Good Morning/Evening Peeps,
Monday already?where did the weekend go??
,,Peace reigns once more in the Hardy household as George can no longer play with his organ in the bedroom,it does seem a bit extreme however to have it crushed!!
,,OUCH!!LOL
Tootling over to Hartlepool Marina today to have a nosey round and check out my next power cruiser,,got closer to the Lotto Jackpot on Saturday,,just six numbers away!
Enjoy your Monday and have a great week
Cheers
James Bond
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James Bond walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, and then casually looks at his watch. The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?" "No," he replies, "Q has just given me this state-of-the-art watch. I was just testing it." The intrigued woman says, "State-of-the-art watch? What is so special about it?" "It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically," Bond explains. "So what's it telling you now?" says the woman. "Well, it says you're not wearing any panties," Bond replies. The woman giggles and says, "Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!" Bond smirks, taps his watch and says, "Bloody thing's an hour fast."  |
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