Thursday, 10 September 2009

Thursday Pussy.

Good Morning/Evening Thursday Peeps,Another bright and sunny day as we head towards the weekend...

5am this morning and I was woken by my pussy!,,giving me a present of a furballMay buy some hair remover for her to stop these regular occurances always at some unearthly hour as I am not averse to a hairless pussy!,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

Spanish night at Casa Thommo's tonight to celebrate Steven's Birthday,,Hilary doing a Paella and I'm rustling up some Mediterranean firewater .

Enjoy your Thursday

Cheers

A brand new store has just opened in New York City that sells Husbands. When women go to choose a husband, they have to follow the instructions at the entrance:

"You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are 6 floors and the value of the products increase as you ascend the flights. You may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you CANNOT go back down except to exit the building”

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.

-The 1st floor sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men have jobs
-The 2nd floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.
-The 3rd floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids and are extremely good looking.

"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

-She goes to the 4th floor and the sign reads: Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help with Housework.
Husband Shop

"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"

-Still, she goes to the 5th floor and sign reads: Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, help with Housework and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the 6th floor and the sign reads:

-Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.

To avoid sex discrimination charges, the store's owner opens a New Wives store just across the street.

-The 1st first floor has wives that love sex.
-The 2nd floor has wives that love sex and have money.

-The 3rd - 6th floors have never been visited.

 

 

3 comments:

  1. OH NO NOT MORE PUSSY! LMAO

    I thought you'd gone too long without your pussy day, Phil.

    Enjoy the party mate, and to everyone else, have a Goooooooooooooooooood Day.

    .....and if you're still having trouble with Multiply - Download FIREFOX - It solved all my problems on the site.

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  2. George, pleased to hear all your site problems are solved.
    Here is a quick one just for you!!

    What is the difference between a kangaroo and a kangaroot?

    One is a marsupial.

    The other is a Geordie stuck in a lift.
    LOL

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  3. ROFLMBO!!

    You just wait till I collect some Brummie jokes - YOU BUGGER!! LOL

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