Cheeky Bugger!

Morning/Evening Bollockeers,,Thanks George,yeah da Ancient Mariner is back,..........................

and as you can see I have aged a little after several nights out in Brighton with Gemma the "Hell child!"

I was gutted to be pipped by George in the "Mr Marina contest"although his first,"Sailor boy outfit" wasn't the best.......................

his second with a "Couple of additions" certainly wowed the audience,,although I'm not sure how it will go down at the Jarrow pigeon and whippet fanciers working mens club!!!

and his third stole the show!

Off to check my emails for any crude material I can use on our hallowed Bollocks site!!

Have a GREAT Sunday Peeps,

Cheers

The Ancient Mariner,,,,,,(Can you tell I have aquired Southern accent???)

My Birthday Present
The lesbians next door asked me what I would like for my birthday. I was quite surprised when they gave me a Rolex. It was very nice of them, but I think they misunderstood me when I said, “I wanna watch".