Wednesday, 23 September 2009

Damp Hump..

Good Morning/Evening fellow Humpsters on a a damp and grey morning up ere'!

Glad to hear Callum came through his op ok and the wrinklies can stop biting their nails now!I'm sure he'll soon be running around again driving Grumpy Grandad nuts!LOL

Enjoy your mid week Hump Peeps,

Cheers,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

A woman arrived at a party and while scanning the guests, spotted an attractive man standing alone.

She approached him, smiled and said, "Hello. My name is Carmen."

"That's a beautiful name," he replied. "Is it a family name?"

 

"No,"she replied. As a matter of fact I gave it to myself. It represents the

things that I enjoy the most - cars and men. Therefore, I chose "Carmen".

"What's your name" she said.

He answered "B.J. Titsengolf."

 

 

1 comment:

  1. Hey Phil,

    There are days when we are actually overjoyed to see your AWFUL jokes here, lol.
    I have to admit, that cartoon IS GOOOOD too!!!

    You're a BAAAAAD man - but you know that, of course!

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