Sunday, 19 July 2009

Worried about George!!!!

Good Morning/Evening fellow Bollocks members!,,,,,,,,,,,,,You just pipped me Mike,,,I am worried about George,Not only has his predeliction for sheep changed to goats,he now appears to be going for the guys as I believe that shot is a Billy!!!,,,,,,,Ah well I hope it works for them and wish them both well.

Keep yer powder dry and have a good day,

Cheers


$20
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A little old lady is walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her. One of the bags rips, and every once in a while a $20 bill falls out onto the sidewalk.

Noticing this, a policeman stops her, and says, "Ma'am, There are $20 bills falling out of your bag."

"'Oh, really? Darn!" says the little old lady. "I'd better go back, and see if I can find them. Thanks for telling me.."

"Well, now, not so fast," says the cop. "How did you get all that money?' You didn't steal it, did you?"

"Oh, no", says the little old lady. "You see, my back yard is right next to the football stadium parking lot. On game days, a lot of fans come and pee through the fence into my flower garden. So, I stand behind the fence with my hedge clippers. Each time some guy sticks his thing through the fence, I say, '$20 or off it comes."

"Well, that seems only fair." laughs the cop. "OK? Good Luck! Oh, by the way, what's in the other bag?''

"Well, you know", says the little old lady, "not everybody pays."

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3 comments:

  1. Thanks for your concern, Phil, lol.
    Billy is purely a pal. Weird accent though - sounds a bit like ex-footballer Jackie Charlton on those fishing programmes. : }~

    Hey, what's with you and all these 'Ouchie' jokes??? Sometimes I dread looking at your latest 'cos I know I'll be winceing!

    I reckon you're turning to S & M in your old age. : )

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  2. Long as it "Whips"up a bit of enthusiasm!LOL

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  3. "Ouch" indeed! But at least this is one I can show Sandra ...

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