One to make your eyes water

Slightly overcast here, at 22ºC, but should get warmer.  Was over 35ºC last week....

 

Never argue with the Tax Man!!!!!

A father walks into a restaurant with his young son, he gives the boy 3 pennies to play with to keep him occupied.

Suddenly, the boy starts choking, going blue in the face. The father realizes the boy has swallowed the pennies and starts to slap him on the back, the boy coughs up 2 of the pennies, but keeps choking.  Looking at his son, the father is panicking, shouting for help.

A well dressed, attractive, and serious looking woman sitting at the bar reading her newspaper and sipping a cup of coffee.  Hearing the commotion, she looks up, puts her cup and paper down, gets up from her seat and makes her unhurried way across the restaurant.  Reaching the boy, the woman carefully drops his trousers and pants, takes hold of the boys testicles and starts to squeeze and twist, gently at first, and then ever so firmly.... after a few seconds the boy convulses violently and coughs up the remaining penny, which the woman catches in her free hand.

Releasing the boy's testicles, the woman hands the penny to the father and walks back to her seat at the bar, without saying a word.

As soon as the father is sure that his son has suffered no ill effects, he rushes over to the woman and starts to thank her, saying, "I've never seen anybody do anything like that before, it was fantastic, are you a doctor? "

" No", the woman replied, " I'm with the Inland Revenue".......