Sunday

It looks like we will all be in for rain,hail, storms and possibly some sun this coming week,according to BBC weather,  batten down the hatches again !!!!!!!!!!

 

Five surgeons were discussing who were the best patients to operate on.

First one says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered"

Second one says,"Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is colour coded"

Third one says,"No, I really think Librarians are the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order"

Fourth one chimes in, "You know I like construction workers, Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end, AND whan the job takes longer than you said it should."

But the fifth surgeon shuts them all up when he observed, "You're all wrong, Politicians are the easiest to operate on, There is no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, there are only 2 moving parts, the mouth and the arse, and they are interchangeable !!!!!"