Morning Campers.
Where did the weekend go?,,may have something to do with the "Barbie drink"Sherri was feeding me yesterday,a mixture of Vodka,tequila and Red Bull cola,
Hilary off for a week so anything may happen and I could be in a neighbourhood near you shortly!
Hope you survive Monday,
Cheers,-------------------------
Married 50 Years
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A couple
had been married for 50 years.
They were sitting at the breakfast
table one morning when the wife says, 'Just think, fifty years ago we were sitting here at this breakfast table together.'
'I know,' the old man said. 'We were probably sitting here naked as a jaybird fifty years ago.'
'Well,' Granny snickered. 'Let's relive some old times.'
Where upon, the two stripped to the buff and sat down at the table.
'You know, honey,' the little old lady breathlessly replied, 'My nipples are as hot for you today as they were fifty years ago.'
'I wouldn't be surprised,' replied Gramps. 'One's in your coffee and the other is in your oatmeal
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