Good Morning/Evening soggy Bollockeers,
,STILL raining here and we have a coupla ducks in the garden taking shelter near my shed..they woke Hilary earlier quacking and she poked me in bed(
) and told me to stop snoring !!
Bloody cheek, LOL
Have a Great weekend Folks,
Cheers
| Irish Diet | |
| An Irishman was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet. "I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you should have lost at least 5 pounds. When the Irishman returned, he shocked the doctor by having lost nearly 60lbs! "Why, that's amazing!" the docto r said, "Did you follow my instructions?" The Irishman nodded.."I'll tell you though, by jaesuz, I t'aut I were going to drop dead on dat 3rd day." "From the hunger, you mean?" asked the doctor. "No, from the f**kin' skippin" |
We have a couple of ducks in our local flood.
ReplyDeleteNot too bad though, the waters only up to the middle of their waist.
Mike? That's bad enough. Hope they they were wearing waders. ; )~
ReplyDeleteCome to think of it....why do Black Counry ducks stand up in the water?
ReplyDeleteStill heavily polluted down there, Mike? lol