Friday, 24 July 2009

Friday Grey.

Good Morning/Evening  Peeps,,,Grey start to the day here but hey the weekend is almost upon us!

Nervous time for Samantha I imagine with the wedding tomorrow,,hope it all goes well, and we get some pics!

Off to forage for supplies at Sainsburys to satisfy the "Hunter gatherer"in me,,,(Gin and Tonic)

Have a good un'Folks,

Cheers

Crufts 2009
A Border Collie and a Staffy were chatting on the way into Crufts last march. The Collie said. "I'm brickin' it, I've been entered in the Working Group, the Utility Group and the Pastoral Group and this is my very first show." The Staffy replied, "Calm down, calm down, (he was a Scouser) just say to yourself, 'f**k it, it's only a show an' it's not even my idea,' just relax and really enjoy yourself, it never fails."

They went their separate ways and then happened to meet again on the way out. The Staffy said. "How did you get on then mate?" The Collie replied. "I did as you said and it really worked, I got two firsts, a second and very highly commended." Staffy said. "Like I said, it never fails." The Collie said. "Yeah, thanks mate, how about you, how did you do?"
The Staffy replied. "Did good.... Two fights, a f**k and very highly delighted."

And one for Mike(Sorry Matey!!)

Breaking News....
Steven Gerrard was today found guilty of causing affray.

The judge has sentenced him to 180 hours of community service.

He said he will spend it teaching people to play football.........



He starts Monday morning at The Hawthorns!

 

6 comments:

  1. Thanks Phil.
    We are looking forward to him teaching us football.

    Whilst he is here, we will be teaching him what he obviously needs to improve on, pub fighting!!!
    LOL

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  2. TWO good jokes this morning : )~ Phil's on top form! LMAO

    Friday ain't so grey after reading about Mr T's marvellous results with Bluberry Punch. Maybe Steve Gerrard should have stuck with that type of punch, lol.

    After so many days being unable to post pics here, I am about to try again....fingers crossed....
    If this pic of me dancing for joy doesn't appear I will show my backside in Burton's window!

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  3. Well done George it worked (You'r Lookin Good).

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  4. Loved the Cruft's one Phil! Excellent!

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