Sunday Sport.

Good Morning Sunday Bollockeers,Nice to see Chris posting albeit to remind us that tax inspectors are in our midst!LOL

German Grand Prix for Philip today,,,Hilary escaping the noise and off to her friends leaving me and my pussy in peace!

Youngest daughter Gemma came up from Brighton last night with supplies of Cuban rum for Dad,so will also be making it a Mojito day too(Cheers Bernie.)

Have a Good un',

Cheers

What a drag it is getting old...


When I went to the bar tonight, I noticed this old boy about 75-80 years sitting all alone in the corner and he was crying over his cocktail.

I stopped and asked him what was wrong.

He said: "I have a 22 year old lover at home. I met him a month or so ago, right here in this very bar!" He continued; "He makes love to me every morning and then he makes me pancakes, sausage, fresh fruit and freshly ground, brewed coffee."

I said: "Well, then why are you crying?"

He said: "He makes me homemade soup for lunch and my favorite brownies and then he makes love to me half the afternoon."

I said: "Well, so why are you crying?"

He said: "For dinner he makes me a gourmet meal with wine and my favorite dessert and then he makes love to me until 2:00 am."

I said: "Well, for goodness sakes! Why in the world would you be CRYING!"

And he said: "I CAN'T REMEMBER WHERE I LIVE!"