Thursday, 9 July 2009

Thursday pussy,

Good Morning/Evening Peeps,survived the shopping trip in Leeds yesterday but the place is now a nightmare to drive around  with most of the centre one way and a lot pedestrianised.,,found myself a coupla times scaring the shoppers driving where I shouldn't!

Off to the vets with my pussyfor her booster jab, she's now over 100 in people years so I may ask him for a dose myself!

Enjoy your Thursday Folks,

Cheers,

Nurses aren't supposed to laugh...
'Of course I won't laugh, said the nurse. I'm a professional. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient.'

'Okay then,' said Fred, and he proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest 'man thingy' the nurse had ever seen. Length and width, it couldn't have been bigger than a AAA battery.

Unable to control herself, the nurse started giggling, then fell to the floor laughing. Ten minutes later, she was able to struggle to her feet and regain her composure.

'I am so sorry,' she said. 'I don't know what came over me. On my honour as a nurse and a lady, I promise it won't happen again. Now, tell me,what seems to be the problem?'

'It's swollen,' Fred replied.

She ran out of the room.

1 comment:

  1. PHILIP???

    I AM SOOOOO SHOCKED AT THAT OUTRAGEOUS CARTOON THAT I HAVE CHOKED ON MY CEREAL!!!

    PMSL...YOU ARE A BAD BAD MAN!!!

    Ladies? Forgive him, he's a sailor! lol

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