Thinking about work,
A bloke went into the Job Centre in Central london and sees a card advertising for a Gynaecologists assistant,
"can you give me more details about this?, he asks the girl behind the desk.
The job centre assistant sorts through her files and replies, "oh yes, here it is. OK, the job entails you getting patients ready for the Gynaecologist, you have to help the ladies out of their clothes and underware, lie them down and gently wash their nether regions, then apply shaving foam and shave off their pubic hair, then rub in soothing oils so they are ready for the Gynaecologists examination, there is a starting salary of £85,000, but you are going to have to go to Glasgow".
"Oh why?, is that where th job is?", he asks.
"No," replied the assistant, "That is where the end of the queue is!!!!!!!".
LOL Chris,it's bloody cold up here in Glasgow and the queue doesn't seem to be going down!!!
ReplyDeleteI'm in the same queue Phil, wave so I can see you. LOL
ReplyDeleteI can't see any of you....I've been camped out in a sleeping bag in Central London for a week! : )~
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