Tuesday Sun.

Good Morning /Evening sunbeams,Yep we got da sun back,,but it is early and will probably be raining by lunchtime!

Nice to see Don posting and hopefully we be seeing a lot more of him when he takes his well earnt retirement in September.

I hope George and Co enjoyed their run up the coast to Newbiggin by the sea yesterday,and trust his little "insert"problem is now better!!

Enjoy your Tuesday Folks.

Cheers

Now don't shoot the messenger!!,,but here is one NOT to bridge the North South divide!!.LOL....................

Once upon a time in the  Kingdom of  Heaven , God went missing for six days. Eventually, Archangel Michael found him on the seventh day resting. He enquired of God, 'Where have you been?'
  
God pointed downwards through the clouds. Archangel Michael looked puzzled  and said, 'What is it?' 'It's a planet,' replied God, 'and I've put LIFE on it. I'm going to call it Earth and it's going to be a great place of balance.' 'Balance?' inquired Michael, still confused.
  
God explained, pointing down to different parts of the Earth. 'For example, North America will be a place of great opportunity and wealth,  while South America is going to be poor; the Middle East over there will be  a hot spot, and Russia will be a cold spot. Over there I've placed a  continent of white people and over there is a continent of black people.'
  
God continued, pointing to the different countries.
  
This one will be extremely hot and arid while this one will be very cold and covered in ice.'
  
The  Archangel , impressed by God's work, then pointed to another area of  land and asked, 'What's that?'
  
'Ah,' said God.. That's the North of England, the most glorious place on  earth.. There are beautiful people, seven Premiership football teams in the  North West alone, and many impressive cities; it is the home of the world's  finest artists, musicians, writers, thinkers, explorers and politicians. The people from the North of England are going to be modest, intelligent and humorous and they're going to be found travelling the world. They'll be  extremely sociable, hard-working and high-achieving, and they will be known throughout the world as speakers of truth.'
  
Michael gasped in wonder and admiration but then proclaimed, 'What about balance God, you said there will be BALANCE!'

God replied very wisely,
 
'Wait till you see the bunch of tossers I'm putting down South!