To cheer up George, and others of course

Its raining here, possible sun by the weekend !!!!!!

AN IRISH ONE today.

2 Irishmen walk into a pet shop in Dingle, they walk over to the bird section and Gerry says to Paddy, "Dat's dem".

The owner comes over and asks if he can help them. "Yeah, we'll take four of dem dere little budgies in dat cage up dere" says Gerry.

The owner puts them in a cardboard box. Paddy and Gerry pay for the birds, leave the shop and gat into Gerry's truck to drive to the top of the Connor Pass.

At the Connor Pass, Gerry looks down at the 1000ft drop and says, "dis looks like a grand place". He takes two birds out of the box, puts one on each shoulder and jumps of the cliff.  Paddy watches as the budgies fly off and Gerry falls all the way to the bottom, killing himself stone dead.

Looking down at the remains of his best pal, Paddy shakes his head and says, "Fook dat, dis budgie jumping is too fook'n dangerous for me".

Moments later, Seamus arrives, he has been to the same pet shop, he walks to the edge of the cliff carrying another cardboard box in one hand and a shotgun in the other. "Hi, Paddy, watch this", Seamus says, He takes a parrot from the box and lets him fly free, he then throws himself off the cliff with the gun.  Paddy watches as halfway down, Seamus takes the gun and shoots the parrot.  Seamus continues to the ground and breaks every bone in his body.

Paddy shakes his head and says, " andI'm never trying dat parrorshooting either".

Paddy is just getting over losing 2 friends when Sean appears. He also appears with a cardboard box, out of which he pulls a chicken. Sean then takes the chicken by its legs and hurls himself off the cliff and dissapears down and breaks his spine on the rocks below.

Once more Paddy shakes his head. "fook dat, lads, first dere was Gerry with his budgie jumping, den Seamus with his parrotshooting... and now Sean with his fook'n hengliding !!!!!".