Thursday, 30 July 2009

Thursday,,Morning !

Good Morning/Evening Thursday Folk..Bright start here on Teesside after it lashed down yesterday...

No reports from Mike yet if he's back from London?,,hope he hasn't lost his Brummie Twang!! and his virtue is still intact!!

Mop crop for me today to check my lugs are still there.

Hope your Puter probs are behind you now George and Portia has learnt her lesson after playing with your mouse!

Have a Great Thursday Peeps

Cheers

Golf Nut.
Andy and Irene had been going out together for some three months and Andy decided that Irene was definitely the one. He took her out to dinner with the intention of making a commitment and after the meal whilst having coffee, he told her of his intentions and then said.
"Look, it's only fair that I tell you that I'm a total golf nut, I eat, sleep and breathe golf, so, if it's going to cause problems, it's best to say so now."

Irene said. "Since we're being honest and open with each other, I have a confession to make." Andy raised his eyebrows questioningly.

She took a deep breath and blurted. "I used to be a hooker, but I couldn't carry on like that, so I've given the game up completely."

"I see" Andy said. "Yes, that certainly is a problem." He sat for some time, frowning deep in thought, then said.
"You know, I reckon you should take it up again. It's probably because you're not keeping your wrists together when you tee off."

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5 comments:

  1. Mike Brooks30 July 2009 at 05:56

    Yep, visited London yesterday on business.

    All my worst fears were realised!
    a) The London weather was GREAT.
    b) All the Londoners seamed to have plenty of money.
    c) Everyone there walked about with a smile on their face and welcoming comments to strangers.

    Question!
    What is going wrong with 'The Plan' if softy Londoners are now having the best end of Gods balanced world?

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  2. George Hardy30 July 2009 at 07:12

    Hey Mike?

    c) Everyone there walked about with a smile on their face and welcoming comments to strangers???????

    Were you hallucinating??????

    LMAO

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  3. Phil Thompson30 July 2009 at 08:03

    Re your points Mike,,,
    a),,The good weather you experienced obviously followed you down to make you feel at home.
    b)They are ALL hocked up to their eyeballs.
    c)They are all simple!!
    The plan is working perfectly,,,the "Softys"are being lulled into a false sense of well being before the "Hardys"led by George take over!!LOL

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  4. Grant Martin30 July 2009 at 08:39

    Hey George! The Aussies were beaten at Lords for the first time in seventy-odd years only last week. We have to make the most of the feelgood factor, you know!

    "...welcoming comments to strangers..." is a bit strange, though. Maybe to Mike's Midlands-attuned ears the greeting ".. giss fluffy bunny ..." was one of those. Ah well, no reason for him to know his rhyming slang.

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  5. George Hardy30 July 2009 at 09:31

    LMAO....you saying Romanian beggars outnumber true Londoners now, Grant??

    (I do know my ryhming slang, lol)

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