Good Morning/Evening Chaps and Chapesses.
,,Woken at sparrow fart this morning by two flippin'wood pigeons getting amorous close to our bedroom window!
......He must have been a well endowed dicky bird cos she kept saying Coo!!
over and over.
Looks like I may have to blow the dust off the lawnmower,blue skies and sunshine here(so far)
Have a good un'Folks
Cheers
SEX AFTER DEATH ...
A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other of the afterlife.
Their biggest fear was that there was no afterlife at all.
After a long life together, the husband was the first to die. True to his word, he made the first contact,
"Marion ... Marion "
"Is that you, Bob?"
"Yes, I've come back like we agreed."
"That's wonderful! What's it like?"
"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex. I have breakfast and then it's off to the golf course ... I have sex again, bathe in the warm sun and then have sex a couple of more times. Then I have lunch
(you'd be proud - lots of greens) another romp around the golf course, then pretty much have sex the rest of the afternoon. After supper, it's back to golf course again. Then it's more sex until late at night. I catch some much needed sleep and then the next day it starts all over again"
"Oh, Bob you must be in Heaven!"
"Not exactly... I'm a rabbit on a golf course in Arizona ....."
Heyyyyyyyyyyyy, I guess that was a true DICKY bird huh? lol
ReplyDeleteBy the way, I'd like to be a rabbit on a golf course in California : )~
Oh man, I just cannot get Multiply to work for me today - same as yesterday, I can do plain text only.
Has anyone else here had the same problem and found out how to resolve it?
Yours in desperation, tearing hair out as I type,
Baldy Geordie
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