An Irishman, a Mexican and a blonde guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building.
As they started to eat their lunch the Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building."
The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too."
The blonde guy opened his lunch and said, "Polony again! If I get a polony sandwich one more time, I'm jumping as well."
The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and cabbage, and jumped to his death.
The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burritos, and jumped too.
The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the polony and jumped to his death as well.
At their joint funeral, the Irishman's wife wept copiously. She said, "If I'd known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I would never have given it to him again!"
The Mexican's wife was also weeping loudly, and said through her tears, "I could have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much."
Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife. The blonde's wife said,
"Don't look at me. He makes his own lunch".
Groooooooooooooooooooooan!!LOL
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