Sunday Church?

Good Morning/Evening Peeps,We were woken this morning by church bells ringing!,,Only happens when the wind is coming from a certain direction so I am blaming George!!

Day two fo the Sunderland air show and yesterday we had an old Dakota lumbering over us that had to make an emergency stop at Teesside airport...nice weather again for those that brave the horrendous traffic jams.

Hungarian Grand Prix proper today for me after poor old Massa got a fractured skull for his efforts in quallifying yeasterday

Have a relaxing Sunday Folks(do your best George!)LOL

Cheers

Never Assume Men Understand !

A woman was in a coma. She had been in it for months. Nurses were in her room giving her a bed bath. One of them was washing her private area and noticed that there was a slight response on the monitor whenever she touched  her there. They tried it again and sure enough, there  was definite movement. They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him,  "As crazy  as this sounds, maybe a little 'oral sex' will do the trick & bring her out of the coma."

The husband was skeptical, but they assured him that they would close the curtains for privacy. The husband finally agreed and went into his wife's room. After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart rate.

The nurses run back into the room.  "What happened!?"  they cried. The husband said,  "I'm not sure, maybe she choked."