Good Morning/Evening Bollockeers,we seem to have started the Monsoon season here" Up North"rained all night and still going.
Needless to say I have cancelled my plans to redesign the garden to Hilary's requirement which would have involved heavy labour and possibly a bead or two of perspiration.
Off to fish out my heavy weather gear and attempt a run to Sainsbury's for a crock or two of grog to fight off the damn mosquito's that will inevitably come with this monsoon.
Happy paddling,
Cheers
A professer gave his class an assignment, and the only reason for not finishing it would be if you were sick or a close relative died.
So this guy raised his hand and said " What about sexual exhaustion?"
The whole class burst out laughing.
After the laughter died down the professer replied " Maybe you should consider using the other hand!!!!!"
Monsoon 'UP-NORTH'.
ReplyDeleteYou don't know what a monsoon is!
This was the M6 just north of Birmingham this morning.
Mike
LMAO, If I didn't have this sexual exhaustion, I'd have posted a photo of the real monsoon weather - here on Tyneside! However,,,,,BOTH hands are in need of recovery before I can attempt difficult keyboard maneouvres such as inserting pics : )~
ReplyDeleteI keep telling you George you will go blind!LOL
ReplyDeleteThey sure have revamped the M6 Mike now tree lined!LMAO,,and COMPLETELY Muslim now by the look of it!
The Midlands now have Sharia Law. And come to think of it.... I've never seen Mike's right hand....always seems to be in his pocket when we meet up. Anyone else noticed that? : )~
ReplyDeleteI hope it's just another reason for his sexual exhaustion and failing eyesight rather than some punishment from the Wolverhampton Mullahs. : ),,
I may be going blind too, Phil, but at least I know it's FRIDAY!!
PMSL (Only just noticed your posting gaffe)