Friday Balls!!

Good Morning/Evening Peeps ,,Blue skies and a strange yellow ball in the sky this morning,,I forget the name of this rarity!

Lovely to see Samantha back once more after having survived her MOB duties "relatively unscathed ....................................

Woken at 5am this morning with the moggy presenting us with a fur ball!,,I have decided in future ALL mu pussies will be of the hairless Brazilian variety!!!

Hope you all have a good Friday,and are set for a Great weekend!

Cheers

Pumpin Pumpkin

A guy who had a smallholding, was growing a few pumpkins to sell for Halloween. He noticed that several had holes gouged in them and started to keep a check on them. Every Sunday morning, he found another pumpkin had been gouged. The next Saturday, when it got dark, armed with his shotgun, he hid and waited to see what was happening to his pumpkins. After a few hours, he saw a cyclist dismount and climb over his fence. The cyclist selected a nice pumpkin, cut a hole in it and dug out the soft fleshy inside, then..he unzipped his pants and stuck his pr**k in the pumpkin and proceeded to shag it. The raging smallholder rushed out of hiding, pointed the shotgun at the pervert and screamed. "What the f*** are you doing with your pr**k shoved in my pumpkin?" The pervert, sounding astonished, said...."Christ! is it midnight already?"