Fresh Monday.

Good Morning/Evening ex weekenders.,Much fresher start to the week up ere,,with lots of sunshine but windy,,,

Hilary off today and it's time again for our tootle to Whitby for crabs!,,,Redcar crabs won't, do she says they taste different???(Maybe the effluent is different in Whitby??)

Hope you survive Monday and are set for a good week,

Cheers

Amazing Albert

The Amazing Albert, a world famous hypnotist, was topping the bill. People came from miles around to see him perform. As the Amazing Albert took to the stage, he announced, "Unlike most stage hypnotists who invite two or three people up onto the stage to be put into a trance, I intend to hypnotize each and every member of the audience." The excitement was almost electric as the Amazing Albert withdrew a beautiful antique pocket watch from his coat. "I want you each to keep your eye on this antique watch. It's a very special watch. Its been in my family for six generations." He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly chanting, "Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch ... " The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light gleaming off its polished surface. Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the swaying watch, until suddenly it slipped from the hypnotist's fingers and fell to the floor, breaking into a hundred pieces. "Shit" said the hypnotist. It took three weeks to clean up the theatre.