Good Mooning All
I can't believe James can read me like a book.
(See Tuesday's posts)
Bloody 'ell, he's been on the site a few months and he knew exactly what I was up to!
I am gutted. The secret is out.
No hiding place for me now, is there?
LMAO
There's just no fooling some people
DAMN IT!
I can't believe James can read me like a book.
(See Tuesday's posts)
Bloody 'ell, he's been on the site a few months and he knew exactly what I was up to!
I am gutted. The secret is out.
No hiding place for me now, is there?
LMAO
There's just no fooling some peopleDAMN IT!
This came in from Terry.
ReplyDeleteIt's truly beautiful, and brought a tear to my eye!
So true the last post....
ReplyDeleteI don't know about it being a hump day, but it's a slow day as far as comments on here goes. Would like to think that peeps are so blown away by my previous jokes, they feel they can no longer contribute to the funny side of this blog. Believe me when I say, I simply Google'd them and a quick cut-n-paste and they appear as my own.
As an example:
Blonde paint job
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.
"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"
The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?"
The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch."
A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."
Great joke, James.
ReplyDeleteDon't be alarmed about lack of postings on here.We have a LOT of 'lurkers' lol
Our friends here on 'Bollocks' look in every day, but some don't post...and the main reason is because friggin' Multiply is quite difficult to navigate as far as inserting funny pics goes. That can put a lot of folks off.
It was much easier when we were on MSN groups.