HAPPY (?) MONDAY
Silly Peeps
What a stupid thing to say!
To quote that great unwashed Irish hero
'Bob Gelding'
''WE DON'T LIKE MONDAYS''
The floods have subsided on Tyneside,
but my front garden looks like a swimming pool.
I'm tempted to dash out there in my speedos and terrify the neighbours.
That might be an even worse sight than Keith on his naked bike ride!
Anyone else get a good soaking yesterday?
Silly Peeps
What a stupid thing to say!
To quote that great unwashed Irish hero'Bob Gelding'
''WE DON'T LIKE MONDAYS''
The floods have subsided on Tyneside,but my front garden looks like a swimming pool.
I'm tempted to dash out there in my speedos and terrify the neighbours.
That might be an even worse sight than Keith on his naked bike ride!
Anyone else get a good soaking yesterday?
Here's another take on those seven dwarfs.....to keep our ladies happy! (Thanks Terry)
ReplyDeleteI don't know which guys here are itchy, Bitchy and Bloated, but my multiple personality disorder is in full flight and I'm definitely Sweaty, Sleepy, Forgetful...and PSYCHO!
ReplyDeleteGeorge, have you recovered from the rug-rats yet ?
ReplyDeleteI put myself down for Itchy and sweaty.
plenty of short sharp showers / thunderstorms, but certainly not as bad as the TV had of Durham area.
Hi Chris, no rugrats yesterday. They couldn't leave home because of the floods..LUCKY ME!
ReplyDeleteBut.....as I type this at 3.15, we again have a black sky, thunder, rain...and TV & radio have warned us of another dose of the same weather as yesterday - including flooding.
GLORIOUS SUMMER, ya can't beat it!
Seven Dwarfs you mentioned reminded me of this one...
ReplyDeleteThe 7 Dwarfs meet the Pope
The seven dwarfs go to the Vatican and because they have
requested an audience and they are - THE - seven dwarfs,
they are ushered in to see the Pope. Dopey leads the pack.
"Dopey, my son." Says the Pope. What can I do for you?"
Dopey asks, "Excuse me. Your Excellency, but are there any
dwarf nuns in Rome?"
The Pope wrinkles his brow at the odd question, thinks for
a moment and answers, "No Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns
in Rome." In the background a few of the dwarfs start
giggling. Dopey turns around and gives them a glare,
silencing them.
Dopey turns back, "Your Worship, are there any dwarf nuns
in all of Europe?"
The Pope, puzzled now, again thinks for a moment and then
answers, "No, Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in Europe."
This time, all of the other dwarfs burst into laughter.
Once again, Dopey turns around and silences them with an
angry glare. Dopey turns back and says, "Mr. Pope! Are
there ANY dwarf nuns anywhere in the world?"
"I'm sorry, my son, there are no dwarf nuns anywhere in
the world."
The other dwarfs collapse into a heap, rolling and laughing,
pounding the floor, tears rolling down their cheeks as they
begin chanting... "Dopey screwed a penguin! Dopey screwed
a penguin!"
bugger me no pics came out............grrrrrrr photobucket.!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteWot? No Pics????
ReplyDeleteI asked John if he wanted me to insert nuns or penguins......he wanted a NUN!
Is this outrageous enough for a dull damp Monday?? lol
Someone asked for a picture of a nun..
ReplyDeleteHappy to oblige..
Another picture that has black, white and boobs.... (excluding the last picture obviously)...
ReplyDeleteAnd the prize for the longest picture goes to......
ReplyDeleteSo true...
ReplyDeleteJames? You're in good form tonight.
ReplyDeleteAnd.........if you'd be so kind as to put a photo of yourself in our albums here.......
I WILL GET YA GOOD!!
(I can be lethal with Photoshop!! lol)