Morning everyone.
George is away playing but promises us photo's of his loved ones when he returns!
This one made me smile:-
Chemist shop
A blond girl started work in the village chemist shop. She was very shy about having to sell condoms to the public. The owner was going on holiday
for a couple of days and asked if she would be willing to run the shop on
her own. She had to confide in him her worries about selling the
contraceptives....
"Look," he said. "My regular customers don’t ask for condoms, they'll ask for
a 310 [small] a 320[medium] or a 330[large]. The word condom won’t even be
used.
The first day was fine but on the second day a black guy came in to the
shop, put out his hand and said "350".
The girl panicked. She phoned the owner on his mobile and told him of her
predicament.
" Go back in and check if he has a yellow bucket hanging between his legs"
her boss told her.
She peeped through the door and saw the yellow bucket hanging between his
legs. "Yes!" she said " He's got one hanging there!"
The boss said "Go back in and give him £3.50, he's the window cleaner!"
Good afternoon Mike. Sun has been out so far all day, thunderstorms last night though.
ReplyDeleteNice funny..
James, at least you've made a start, AND with music and a pic, that I don't normally do,(well music, never), well done.
Mike, perhaps "George is away - with the fairies" would have been more appropriate!
ReplyDeleteGeorge away and promises photo's of his loved ones! I guess he is off to Wales for the annual sheep festival!
ReplyDeleteBugger off! (Calm is over!!)
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