Paddy & Mick go to London to donate sperm. It was a disaster! Paddy missed the tube & Mick came on the bus!!
A Muslim was sitting next to Paddy on a plane. Paddy odered a whiskey. The stewardess asked the Muslim if he'd like a drink. He replied in disgust 'I'd rather be raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips!' Paddy handed his drink back & said 'Me too, I didnt know we had a choice!'
Paddy calls Easyjet to book a flight. The operator asks 'How many people are flying with you?' Paddy replies 'I dont know! Its your plane!!'
Two Irish couples decided to swap partners for the night. After 3 hours of amazing sex Paddy says 'I wonder how the girls are getting on'
Paddy takes his new wife to bed on their wedding night. She undresses & lies on the bed spreadeagled & says 'You know what I want dont you?' 'Yeah,' says Paddy. 'The whole friggin bed by the looks of it!'
What's a Catholic priest & a pint of Guiness got in common? A black coat, white collar & you've got to watch your arse if you get a dodgy one!
Paddy the electrician got sacked from the U.S. prison service for not servicing the electric chair. He said in his professional opinion it was a death trap!
Paddy & his wife are lying in bed & the neighbour's dog is barking like mad in the garden. Paddy says 'To hell with this!' & storms off. He comes back upstairs 5 mins later & his wife asks 'What did you do?' Paddy replies 'Ive put the dog in our garden, lets see how they like it!'
An Irishman is sh@gging a Jewish girl & says 'You're not very tight for a Jew!' She says 'Well you're not very thick for a Paddy!'
Paddy is said to be shocked at finding out all his cows have Bluetongue. 'Be Jeysus!' he said, 'I didnt even know they had mobile phones!'
Mick & Paddy are reading head stones at a nearby cemetery. Mick say 'Crikey! Theres a bloke here who was 152!' Paddy says 'Whats his name?' Mick replies 'Miles from London!'
Flattery will get you everywhere and anywhere Lil' Duck, lol
I have a dark, secluded place ready for us - if you're up for it??
Good to see you popping in and posting.
And....I'm glad you've been taking a rest from the sites. We all need to pull away at times, and this past year has seen too many such times when we've had little option but to pause and reflect.
A missionary who had spent years showing a tribe of natives how to farm and build things to be self-sufficient gets the word that he is to return home. He realizes that the one thing he never taught the natives was how to speak English, so he takes the chief and starts walking in the forest.
He points to a tree and says to the chief, "This is a tree."
The chief looks at the tree and grunts, "Tree."
The missionary is pleased with the response. They walk a little farther and the padre points to a rock and says, "This is a rock."
Hearing this, the chief looks and grunts, "Rock."
The padre is really getting enthusiastic about the results when he hears rustling in the bushes. As he peeks over the top, he sees a couple in the midst of heavy... activity. The padre is really flustered and quickly responds, "Riding a bike."
The chief looks at the couple briefly, pulls out his blow gun and kills them. The padre goes ballistic and yells at the chief that he has spent years teaching the tribe how to be civilized and kind to each other, so how could he just kill these people in cold blood that way?
My riding isn't coming along too well, fell out with the missus! On the other hand, my cycling is going great.
Looking to complete my charity bike ride, belatedly on the 9th September. Completed 22 miles last Sunday with no ill effects, looking to complete 30 over the weekend.
Why aye man, they divvent call me The Jarra Marra for nowt!
Elise, Zoly is working OK, but I'll reserve judgement till I see my PSA result after a few more months, Those Prostap jabs worked very well for the three months I was on it, but the SEs were not good.
Within two months of starting Zoladex my iron count and haemoglobin levels are back to normal.
I guess we're all unique as far as responding to various meds goes.
Paddy & Mick go to London to donate sperm. It was a disaster! Paddy missed the tube & Mick came on the bus!!
ReplyDeleteA Muslim was sitting next to Paddy on a plane. Paddy odered a whiskey. The stewardess asked the Muslim if he'd like a drink. He replied in disgust 'I'd rather be raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips!' Paddy handed his drink back & said 'Me too, I didnt know we had a choice!'
Paddy calls Easyjet to book a flight. The operator asks 'How many people are flying with you?' Paddy replies 'I dont know! Its your plane!!'
Two Irish couples decided to swap partners for the night. After 3 hours of amazing sex Paddy says 'I wonder how the girls are getting on'
Paddy takes his new wife to bed on their wedding night. She undresses & lies on the bed spreadeagled & says 'You know what I want dont you?' 'Yeah,' says Paddy. 'The whole friggin bed by the looks of it!'
What's a Catholic priest & a pint of Guiness got in common? A black coat, white collar & you've got to watch your arse if you get a dodgy one!
Paddy the electrician got sacked from the U.S. prison service for not servicing the electric chair. He said in his professional opinion it was a death trap!
Paddy & his wife are lying in bed & the neighbour's dog is barking like mad in the garden. Paddy says 'To hell with this!' & storms off. He comes back upstairs 5 mins later & his wife asks 'What did you do?' Paddy replies 'Ive put the dog in our garden, lets see how they like it!'
An Irishman is sh@gging a Jewish girl & says 'You're not very tight for a Jew!' She says 'Well you're not very thick for a Paddy!'
Paddy is said to be shocked at finding out all his cows have Bluetongue. 'Be Jeysus!' he said, 'I didnt even know they had mobile phones!'
Mick & Paddy are reading head stones at a nearby cemetery. Mick say 'Crikey! Theres a bloke here who was 152!' Paddy says 'Whats his name?' Mick replies 'Miles from London!'
Guys?
ReplyDeleteIf you have Powerpoint, you may (or may not) want to see this:
It's a quick download:
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And if it doesn't work...shoot me!
Morning gorgeous xx I am back. I have been giving all this a break for a while, but, I just CANNOT resist you George ! PMSL ! xx
ReplyDeleteFlattery will get you everywhere and anywhere Lil' Duck, lol
ReplyDeleteI have a dark, secluded place ready for us - if you're up for it??
Good to see you popping in and posting.
And....I'm glad you've been taking a rest from the sites.
We all need to pull away at times, and this past year has seen too many such times when we've had little option but to pause and reflect.
God almighty George !!!! You have put on a bit of weight since staring back on the Zoly !!!!
ReplyDeleteOUCH! lol
ReplyDeleteWhy Is Sex Like Riding A Bike?
ReplyDelete1. You have to keep pumping if you want to get anywhere.
2. It's best to wear protective head-gear when going into unfamiliar territory.
3. You can do it with no hands, but it's best not to try it until you have a lot of experience.
4. It's easier to learn with the help of someone who has a lot of experience.
5. You can do it by yourself, but it's usually not as much fun.
6. It's usually hard to control your speed the first few times you try.
7. It's best to have a soft place to land.
8. You don't need any special clothing, but you can get some if you are really into it.
9. If you're with someone who is having trouble keeping up, it's usually best to slow down and wait for them.
10. Most people think it looks easy until they try it for the first time.
11. Once you learn, you never forget how.
12. If you fall off get right back on.
13. If you get a flat, try pumping it back up.
14. Remember to signal before you change direction.
15. Make sure that you've got a firm grip.
16. Sometimes it's nice to have a cushy seat.
17. Once you're over the top, you can just coast the rest of the way.
18. That's why some of them are called Mountin' Bikes.
....or else just be like George and hump anything that moves James..... :-) ROFLMAO !! How is the Zoly working out for you George ?! xx
ReplyDeleteAnd if it doesn't move, does he hump it till it does?
ReplyDeleteTeaching the Tribe
ReplyDeleteA missionary who had spent years showing a tribe of natives how to farm and build things to be self-sufficient gets the word that he is to return home. He realizes that the one thing he never taught the natives was how to speak English, so he takes the chief and starts walking in the forest.
He points to a tree and says to the chief, "This is a tree."
The chief looks at the tree and grunts, "Tree."
The missionary is pleased with the response. They walk a little farther and the padre points to a rock and says, "This is a rock."
Hearing this, the chief looks and grunts, "Rock."
The padre is really getting enthusiastic about the results when he hears rustling in the bushes. As he peeks over the top, he sees a couple in the midst of heavy... activity. The padre is really flustered and quickly responds, "Riding a bike."
The chief looks at the couple briefly, pulls out his blow gun and kills them. The padre goes ballistic and yells at the chief that he has spent years teaching the tribe how to be civilized and kind to each other, so how could he just kill these people in cold blood that way?
The chief replied, "My bike."
Hello ??? Sheep + George ???? Doesn't take a Rocket Scientist to figure that one out James ! xx
ReplyDeleteWhich reminds me....how is your riding doing James ? ! xx
ReplyDeleteMy riding isn't coming along too well, fell out with the missus! On the other hand, my cycling is going great.
ReplyDeleteLooking to complete my charity bike ride, belatedly on the 9th September. Completed 22 miles last Sunday with no ill effects, looking to complete 30 over the weekend.
Couldn't resist...
ReplyDeleteha ha ha ha ! He ain't called 'The Jarrow Marrow' for nowt man ! xx
ReplyDeleteCaption required..
ReplyDeleteha ha ha ha ! ROFLMAO !! these will wake the bugger up now james ! xx
ReplyDeleteI thought he would be having his afternoon nap around about now..
ReplyDelete....he snuggles into his 'Duck Down' LMAO ! xx
ReplyDeleteHe wishes!!!
ReplyDeleteLMAO. You two have been having some fun!!
ReplyDeleteLove all the jokes (and even the cruel comments).
Why aye man, they divvent call me The Jarra Marra for nowt!
Elise, Zoly is working OK, but I'll reserve judgement till I see my PSA result after a few more months,
Those Prostap jabs worked very well for the three months I was on it, but the SEs were not good.
Within two months of starting Zoladex my iron count and haemoglobin levels are back to normal.
I guess we're all unique as far as responding to various meds goes.