MORNING FOLKS & GEORGE TO.....
WELL.........AFTER LAST WEEKS SUNBLAST,ITS NOW BACK TO COOL & SHOERY DAYS HERE,BUT NO MATTER,AS I'M GLUED TO THE BOX,ESPECIALLY THE VOLLEYBALL.!!!
HAVE A GREAT DAY ALL.!!!!!
Tuesday, 31 July 2012
Another Tuesday
Monday, 30 July 2012
Sunday, 29 July 2012
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ALLISTER
July 29th??
OH F**K!
Our Irish National Elf's Big Day!!
HAVE A GREAT DAY ALLISTER!!
OH F**K!
Our Irish National Elf's Big Day!!
HAVE A GREAT DAY ALLISTER!!
SUNDAY, SUNny well it is at present
Have a little smile this morning.
BEDROOM EXTASY
You appeared from no where and shamelessly, without any reservations, you
laid on my naked body...you sensed my indifference, so you applied
your hungry mouth to me without any guilt or humiliation, and you drove me
near crazy while
you drained me. Finally, I drifted off to sleep.
Today when I awoke, you were gone, I searched for you but to no avail, only
the sheets bore witness to last night's events.
My body still bears faint marks of your enthusiastic ravishing, making it
all the more difficult to forget you.
I will remain awake,
waiting,
just for you...
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
F##king mosquito!!!!!
Saturday, 28 July 2012
OLYMPICS UNDERWAY SATURDAY
SO THE FANTASTIC OPENING FOR THE GAMES HAS GONE OFF WITHOUT A HITCH, IT WAS APSOLUTLY AMAZING.
Now we have the games to see, those of you with SKY the 24 BBC channels are on 450 - 473, on VIRGIN 574 - 597 and FREESAT 150 - 173, FREEVIEW coverage is not so good, BBC1 and BBC3 + RED button + 301 & 302.
Those of you into sports, enjoy the GAMES.
IF you see the SUN today, then enjoy that too.
Friday, 27 July 2012
Off to the Olympics
Morning Everyone.
I am off to London today in my role as a 'Gamesmaker Volunteer' as part of the 'Last Mile Wayfinder Team'
Really looking forward to it.
Want to be amazed?
Click on:-
Enter your post code and watch the ad!!
Mike
Wednesday, 25 July 2012
Tuneful Thursday
Good morning/afternoon/evening [delete as appropriate] to my fellow Bollockteers
I've declared today, Tuneful Thursday, after going through my CD collection and coming across this beauty of a track.The film it came from was probably one of the best Spaghetti Westerns ever made (although others may disagree).
Which still brings me out in goose bumps listening to it.
Now a track I can listen to many times over, simply because of the lyrics and the sentiment of it.
If he's right and you should get one day a year which makes the other 364 worthwhile, I must be in arrears by at least 10 years!
Given the choice...
I've declared today, Tuneful Thursday, after going through my CD collection and coming across this beauty of a track.The film it came from was probably one of the best Spaghetti Westerns ever made (although others may disagree).
Which still brings me out in goose bumps listening to it.
Now a track I can listen to many times over, simply because of the lyrics and the sentiment of it.
If he's right and you should get one day a year which makes the other 364 worthwhile, I must be in arrears by at least 10 years!
Given the choice...
WELCOME ROSS - At last!!
Today it Gives Me Great Pleasure
SHADDUP YOU LOT!!
To finally welcome
ROSS
to
The VERY Naughty Boys
(and slightly naughty girls)
Club
We've known Ross for years
(Denden on the PCC and now 56denden here)
We've seen him at functions and read many of his forum postings.
Just ONE question...
WHAT TOOK YA SO LONG ROSS???
LOL
Great To Have you with Us, Mate.
SHADDUP YOU LOT!!
To finally welcome
ROSS
to
The VERY Naughty Boys
(and slightly naughty girls)
Club
We've known Ross for years
(Denden on the PCC and now 56denden here)
We've seen him at functions and read many of his forum postings.
Just ONE question...
WHAT TOOK YA SO LONG ROSS???
LOL
Great To Have you with Us, Mate.
WELCOME MIKE & JUDIE
Lets' Have A
BIG WARM WELCOME
for
Mike & Judie
(Fogbad on Pcc.,jandmfty here)
I know they're from Derby, and a lot of us met them when they popped in to say hello to us all over the Leicester weekend.
GREAT TO HAVE YOU WITH US.
Now sit down, have a look around
&
CHILLAX!!
BIG WARM WELCOME
for
Mike & Judie(Fogbad on Pcc.,jandmfty here)
I know they're from Derby, and a lot of us met them when they popped in to say hello to us all over the Leicester weekend.
GREAT TO HAVE YOU WITH US.
Now sit down, have a look around
&
CHILLAX!!
'appy Hump Day
MORNING FOLKS..............ITS A SCORCHER HERE ON THE SARTH COAST AGAIN.!!!..............JUST HAD A BUBBLE BATH WITH A DIFFERENCE......
EEEK.!!.......HOPE YOU ALL HAVE A GENTLE DAY.......
GUN HANDLING KNOWLEDGE AND TEST
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Answers:
The first things I noticed were that she's not wearing ear or eye protection and she is jerking the trigger.
Her grip is also too low, resulting in noticeable muzzle flip.
I also notice that she fired off 1,537 rounds without reloading before I posted it on here.!!!!!
Off soon to the funeral,of Gerry Bonnick..........another victim of pca,who i got to know thru our local Prostate Group...A great character,who lived life to the full regardless of his failing health......R.I.P my friend
Tuesday, 24 July 2012
Titititititituesday!!
Gooooooooood Mornin' Folks
Pardon my 'dark' humour today
but I've just had my first visit to my local hospice.
What a brilliant place, and what a fantastic doctor I saw there.
Don't get me wrong, I ain't popping my clogs for a long long time,
but I asked to be referred there because of the very 'specialist' advice I can get from staff there.
Both my oncologist and GP thought it was a good idea, and....hey presto, I'm now officially an out-patient.
I would advise every guy here to do the same.
After a long battle, you get a bit worn out and tend to lose interest. Your 'oomph' goes a bit.
This morning I learned more in half an hour with a doctor at the hospice than I have done in 2 years with my current GP.
Now what mischief can I get up to today???
Pardon my 'dark' humour today
but I've just had my first visit to my local hospice.
What a brilliant place, and what a fantastic doctor I saw there.
Don't get me wrong, I ain't popping my clogs for a long long time,
but I asked to be referred there because of the very 'specialist' advice I can get from staff there.
Both my oncologist and GP thought it was a good idea, and....hey presto, I'm now officially an out-patient.
I would advise every guy here to do the same.
After a long battle, you get a bit worn out and tend to lose interest. Your 'oomph' goes a bit.
This morning I learned more in half an hour with a doctor at the hospice than I have done in 2 years with my current GP.
Now what mischief can I get up to today???
Tuesday
Happy Tuesday Bollockeers !
Thanks so much for the lovely, smiling pic George ! I feel like 'Monkey-ing' around today !
Anyone up for some fun ?!
Anyone up for some fun ?!
TECHNOLOGY NEWS JUST IN !!
George and Mike's patented N-Phone is now on the market Guys ! I know you have been eagerly awaiting this latest development that beats the i-phone pants down ! PMSFL ! I am sure that George and Mike will make a fortune from this, and will, in some small way, make up for George having to sell his world famous 'Bush Trimming' company !
Have a great day people !
Monday, 23 July 2012
Manic Monday
MORNING FOLKS......
LOVELY DAY THIS WAY........HOPE IT IS WHERE YOU ARE TO.....
FOR THOSE HAVING TO WORK......COMMISERATIONS.....ITS TOO NICE FOR THAT.!!
WELL SOME PEOPLE HAS IT ALL......
WHERE'S THAT THIRD HAND COME FROM....!!!!!!
ONE FOR THE WIMMEN...........
OH BY THE WAY...........GEORGE HAS BEEN QUIET OF LATE,& THE REAL REASON FOR THAT IS....... HE IS IN TRAINING FOR THE OLYMPICS......NAME THE SPORT.??
PMSL......
& ANOTHER NICKED FROM THE LOCKER.......
SAILOR...
A widowers daughter was marrying a sailor..... the day before the wedding, the father knowing what sailors are like, says to his daughter " if your new husband ever wants sex "the other way round", tell me and I will have a word with him".
Six months after the wedding, she is still puzzled by what her father said, so she asks her husband if he would like to try sex "the other way round" for a change. Her husband says,,,, ""No......... I don't want a house full of children!"
Sunday, 22 July 2012
DECEMBER 5th LONDON GET-TOGETHER
In December 2007, the Bollocks To PCa Bunch met up in London for our first 'Christmas' party.
As you can see from this photo, we were a very small bunch of Bollockeers back then.
Back: Keith, George, Mike & Grant
Front: Peter Michaelis, John Reid and Bernie Boyce
Sadly, only Mike, Keith and myself are still around today.
Since that first bash, we've met up in London every year, with the exception of one December, when Mike hosted a great function in Birmingham.
Soon after the loss of our dear friend Grant this year, I spoke to his wife Sandra about how to carry on our yearly December get-togethers.
He had arranged that very first B2PCa London 'do' in Dec 2007 and from then on these functions were his 'babies'.
I told her that his last choice of venue, The Euston Flyer, had been the best one of them all, and that we MUST carry on.
Sandra would love to come along and meet us all again. In fact there are now quite a few of our sadly breaved ladies who have struck up great friendships at our functions, summer or winter.
I am delighted to announce that the raised section of the pub is reserved for B2PCa on the afternoon of Wednesday 5th December, from NOON. Once again, there will be a good selection of buffet snacks for all who want to order them in advance. Menus will be sent out later in the year.
Just one important point: the maximum number of folks able to sit in the reserved section at The Euston Flyer is 30 Please let me know a.s.a.p. whether you can attend or not
Here's the pub, just a few minutes walk from Kings Cross station:
As you can see from this photo, we were a very small bunch of Bollockeers back then.
Back: Keith, George, Mike & Grant
Front: Peter Michaelis, John Reid and Bernie Boyce
Sadly, only Mike, Keith and myself are still around today.
Since that first bash, we've met up in London every year, with the exception of one December, when Mike hosted a great function in Birmingham.
Soon after the loss of our dear friend Grant this year, I spoke to his wife Sandra about how to carry on our yearly December get-togethers.
He had arranged that very first B2PCa London 'do' in Dec 2007 and from then on these functions were his 'babies'.
I told her that his last choice of venue, The Euston Flyer, had been the best one of them all, and that we MUST carry on.
Sandra would love to come along and meet us all again. In fact there are now quite a few of our sadly breaved ladies who have struck up great friendships at our functions, summer or winter.
I am delighted to announce that the raised section of the pub is reserved for B2PCa on the afternoon of Wednesday 5th December, from NOON. Once again, there will be a good selection of buffet snacks for all who want to order them in advance. Menus will be sent out later in the year.
Just one important point: the maximum number of folks able to sit in the reserved section at The Euston Flyer is 30 Please let me know a.s.a.p. whether you can attend or not
Here's the pub, just a few minutes walk from Kings Cross station:
Saturday, 21 July 2012
Sunny Saturday
Sunny Saturday
Good morning to my fellow Bollockteers. The forthcoming week has proved to myself that there is a higher being, than us mere mortals. One who loves to play cruel tricks, and really peeve people, such as myself, off.Why else would I be able to take eight weeks off work, leaving bright sun shine behind me, only to endure eight weeks of constant rain. I'm back to work full time next week, and have you seen the forecast?
My downfall was to laugh at my colleagues saying that I as going to come back to work with a Caribbean style tan. I must admit to being slightly red, but that's just the rust appearing.
Next time I know I'm going to have some decent time off work, for what-ever reason, I must remember the sacrifice a small child to the God of Murphy's Law (no offence to those in the Emerald Island).
Friday, 20 July 2012
FRIDAY: NO MORE BEATING ABOUT THE BUSH!!
Goooooooood Moooning Peeps
Yes, it's Friday, and the gang's all here again.
I have an important announcement to make today.
After many happy (and fulfilling) years in the company, I have decided to retire and sell my business 'Exclusive Bush Trimming Services'
Osteoarthritis in my neck and shoulders has taken a lot of pleasure out of the work, and my fingers aren't quite what they were.
In fact I'm becoming a bit of a danger to customers.
As you all know, Phil and I were joint partners in the firm, and I've struggled to cope alone over the past year.
If there are any guys here who would like to buy the company, please send me an email. All tools will come with the package, as well as the top secret customer list, with recommendations and testimonials from as far afield as Stonehaven in Scotland, Portmadog in Wales, and Cork in Ireland.
Just one word of warning....'THE LIST' also contains the names and addresses of about 100 Geordie women. However, rest assured that all appropriate safety equipment will also be included in the deal.
Anyone interested (and brave enough)???
Yes, it's Friday, and the gang's all here again.
I have an important announcement to make today.
After many happy (and fulfilling) years in the company, I have decided to retire and sell my business 'Exclusive Bush Trimming Services'
Osteoarthritis in my neck and shoulders has taken a lot of pleasure out of the work, and my fingers aren't quite what they were.
In fact I'm becoming a bit of a danger to customers.
As you all know, Phil and I were joint partners in the firm, and I've struggled to cope alone over the past year.
If there are any guys here who would like to buy the company, please send me an email. All tools will come with the package, as well as the top secret customer list, with recommendations and testimonials from as far afield as Stonehaven in Scotland, Portmadog in Wales, and Cork in Ireland.
Just one word of warning....'THE LIST' also contains the names and addresses of about 100 Geordie women. However, rest assured that all appropriate safety equipment will also be included in the deal.
Anyone interested (and brave enough)???
Thursday, 19 July 2012
THURSDAY THOUGHTS
For all you drinkers out there.
Drool Britannia!
If you had purchased £1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you would have £49.00 today.
If you had purchased £1,000 of shares in AIG insurance company one year ago, you would have £33.00 today.
If you had purchased £1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you would have £49.00 today.
If you had purchased £1,000 of shares in AIG insurance company one year ago, you would have £33.00 today.
If you had purchased £1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers five years ago, you would have nothing today.
If you had purchased £1,000 of shares in Northern Rock three years ago, you would have nothing today.
But, if you had purchased £1,000 worth of beer one year ago at Tesco's, drunk all the beer, then taken the aluminium cans to the scrap metal dealer, you would have received £214.00. Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle.
A recent study found that the average Briton walks about 900 miles a year. Another study found that Britons drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year.
That means that, on average, Britons get about 41 miles to the gallon!
Makes you proud to be British!
Wednesday, 18 July 2012
HUMPDAY: Good day for an 'Up Turn'
Dear all
HAPPY HUMP DAY!
The Beast Is Back
I'm feeling better by the day
(so my missus says!)
Yesterday was a challenge, quite a long and tiring day and I did end up asleep by 7pm. However, at least that MRI is in the bag, and I now look forward to some better news from my onco within a week or 10 days.
(By the way, Grrrrrrrrrreat news from you yesterday, John. I'm delighted for you, mate!)
The afternoon appointment with my GP was thorough, tests have come back clear, apart from the usual low haemaglobin. and his frank opinion is that I was hit by the 'real flu'as opposed to the usual 'man flu'.
To be honest, Lynn was convinced I had SWINE FLU, and she may have been right) lol
I was also reprimanded for allowing my temperature to rise to such dizzy heights for two days.
WHAT A BLOODY CHEEK!
You can't get a doctor out, you're too ill to go to the practice, an 'out-of hours GP' simply diagnoses you by phone and suggests you visit your doctor (duh!!)
and the only alternative would have been a trip to the local third world district hospital, and certain death!!
Thank God for my bountiful hoard of codeine and paracetamol pills.
On a serious note, for all you guys it could concern, I've now been told by both my onco and my GP that I am now so run down after over seven years of the battle, that I'm going to be prone to every little bug that comes along, and should expect to be laid low regularly.
I kinda knew that!
So...what the fcuck do I do with all my visiting rugrats?
Does anyone take in untrainable grandkids?
Is there such a thing as a 'Little bugger De-bugger'
Hey, the Queen was in Jarrow this morning, to officially open Tyne Tunnel 2.
What an inconsiderate old biddy she is these days.
First of all, we have our roads blocked off for 3 hours, and then she has the nerve to knock on my door, unannounced and uninvited, at 9.30am, to ask how I was doing!!
Bloody 'ell. I was hurried out of bed, unwashed, unshaven, my hair looking like Ken Dodds', and wearing my Sunderland 1973 FA cup winners pyjamas...and then I'm supposed to be POLITE???
I spoke in the broadest Geordie dialect I could muster and she buggered of after 60 seconds - and i swear it wasn't the royal wave I got....it looked suspiciously like the 'Royal Finger' gesture.
And how has YOUR morning been?
LMAO
HAPPY HUMP DAY!
The Beast Is Back
I'm feeling better by the day
(so my missus says!)
Yesterday was a challenge, quite a long and tiring day and I did end up asleep by 7pm. However, at least that MRI is in the bag, and I now look forward to some better news from my onco within a week or 10 days.
(By the way, Grrrrrrrrrreat news from you yesterday, John. I'm delighted for you, mate!)
The afternoon appointment with my GP was thorough, tests have come back clear, apart from the usual low haemaglobin. and his frank opinion is that I was hit by the 'real flu'as opposed to the usual 'man flu'.
To be honest, Lynn was convinced I had SWINE FLU, and she may have been right) lol
I was also reprimanded for allowing my temperature to rise to such dizzy heights for two days.
WHAT A BLOODY CHEEK!
You can't get a doctor out, you're too ill to go to the practice, an 'out-of hours GP' simply diagnoses you by phone and suggests you visit your doctor (duh!!)
and the only alternative would have been a trip to the local third world district hospital, and certain death!!
Thank God for my bountiful hoard of codeine and paracetamol pills.
On a serious note, for all you guys it could concern, I've now been told by both my onco and my GP that I am now so run down after over seven years of the battle, that I'm going to be prone to every little bug that comes along, and should expect to be laid low regularly.
I kinda knew that!
So...what the fcuck do I do with all my visiting rugrats?
Does anyone take in untrainable grandkids?
Is there such a thing as a 'Little bugger De-bugger'
Hey, the Queen was in Jarrow this morning, to officially open Tyne Tunnel 2.
What an inconsiderate old biddy she is these days.
First of all, we have our roads blocked off for 3 hours, and then she has the nerve to knock on my door, unannounced and uninvited, at 9.30am, to ask how I was doing!!
Bloody 'ell. I was hurried out of bed, unwashed, unshaven, my hair looking like Ken Dodds', and wearing my Sunderland 1973 FA cup winners pyjamas...and then I'm supposed to be POLITE???
I spoke in the broadest Geordie dialect I could muster and she buggered of after 60 seconds - and i swear it wasn't the royal wave I got....it looked suspiciously like the 'Royal Finger' gesture.
And how has YOUR morning been? LMAO
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