Good Morning/Evening Tuesday Peeps,
Mega rain due dater apparatently but so far bright and sunny ere'
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Day to my own devices with Hiary at work,moggy snoozing after a thyroid pill,so all is peace and quiet(Morning George)
Hope you have an equally "Chilled" day whatever you get up to,!
Cheers
Ray's Winky....................................
Ray decided to propose to Janice, but prior to her acceptance Janice felt she had to confess to her man about her childhood illness. She informed Ray that she suffered a disease that left her breasts at the maturity of a 12 year old. He stated that it was OK because he loved her so much. However, Ray felt this was also the time for him to open up and admit that he too had a deformity.
Ray looked Janice in the eyes and said, 'I too have a problem. My winky is the same size as an infant and I hope you can deal with that once we are married.'She said, 'Yes, I will marry you and learn to live with your infant size winky.' Janice and Ray got married and they could not wait for the honeymoon.
Ray whisked Janice off to their hotel suite and they started touching, teasing, and holding one another. As Janice put her hands in Ray's pants, she began to scream and ran out of the room! Ray ran after her to find out what was wrong. She said,
'You told me your winky was the size of an infant!'............... 'Yes, it is. It is 7 pounds, 8 ounces, 19 inches long.”
Goooooooood Mooning All : )
ReplyDeleteGreat weather cartoon Phil...and a grrrrrrrrrreat joke to start the day. LMAO
Speaking of weather, it's pretty nice up 'ere today...but I gotta spend the afternoon stuck in a damn hospital, duh!
Never mind, I'm taking along my digital piano and will play with myself happily for a few hours:
Good Luck George :))
ReplyDeleteHope some others enjoy your music in the waiting area! LOL
Good luck George.
ReplyDeleteAnd don't keep looking at you watch whilst playing.
Best wishes George at hossy.....Cracking joke Phil......Been a lovely day here,but now clouding over...very warm though...& Mike agree anytime is a good time
ReplyDeleteInteresting peice of music. How many notes can you reach!!!!!
ReplyDeleteonly the deep ones.........LOL
ReplyDeleteLuv one of those watches,Mike has
Evening all xx quickie from me [shut up George & Big Guy !!] See your spell check is broken Big Guy ?? Will catch up later xx
ReplyDeleteOkay....GOOD NEWS / BAD NEWS Time again....the good news, is that I got my hours reduced with no battle....new hours start in 2 weeks time. Bad news is that Dads PSA is on the increase [now 4.6, doubled since last months bloos test] and he has been started on 'DES' 1mg a day. I have told him that its hit and miss with this one, so dont get too upset if it doesnt work. There are still some tools left in the box, so, here's hoping that 'DES' does the trick xx
ReplyDeleteSorry to here your Dad's PSA is rising again Elise,,,As you say plenty of stuff still in the "Tool box",,you may find me routing roud in there too! :)) xxx
ReplyDeleteHelp yourself Big Guy xx He was a bit down on the phone, but said to tell you [if I was chatting to you !] that he got your email, and passes on thanks and best of wishes 'mate' ! Will see how this works out, but told him not to panic if it don't help him, in a lot of men, this just doesn't help at all. As I said, plenty tools there, it's just finding the right one - however, you can rest assurred with me on the case, no stone will be left unturned. That also goes without saying for you and all 'my guys' Big Guy xx
ReplyDeleteThanks Sweetie,,Lotsa luv and hugs Nite Nite xxx
ReplyDeleteNite Big Guy xx Day off tomorrow, so I will be causing chaos and trouble on here with you ! xx
ReplyDelete:)) xx
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