Saturday, 2 July 2011

MOS Browse...

Good Morning/Evening Saturday Peeps,Better late than never for me today,,,,I just gotta get back into the routine of "Getting up"again in the morning (Morning George)

Bright and Sunny but looking forward to a browse of the MOS pics to find out what ya'll got up to,,,thanks Elise for both holding the fort and tagging the "Perps"on the piccies at the do.xxx

Intervention by my GP coming out at home and talking(dressing down!!) to the Onco at hossy seems to have got me back on the right track and my puter is open for business once more

Apologies for both my absence here and our presence at the MOS (we were both gutted but hope to get some of the atmosphere through your pics) ,

 

Happy Saturday Ffffolks,and have a great weekend,

Cheers

I think we're gonna have to start a "John's corner?....

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Summer Olympics
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Here are the top nine comments made by sports commentators at the Summer Olympics that they would like to take back:

1. Weightlifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing."

2. Dressage commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother."

3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."

4. Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries,and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious."

5. Softball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again."

6. Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces."

7. At the rowing medal ceremony: "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew."

8. Soccer commentator: "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field."

9. Tennis commentator: "One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them... Oh my God, what have I just said?"

 

 

20 comments:

  1. Hi Everyone......Phil have you shot your Onco yet.....Jeeeze what a cock up.....hope all is well now matey..
    Yeah this time last week I was putting the world to rights,with others over a pint.....Val was out shopping with Karen & Pat........where did the time go..12 hours went like a blur......Was full up with beer,but left the whisky for Elise...xx....They definitely changed the Jamesons bottle at least once..!!!?. Hope the weather stays good as going for long hike up at Firle Beacon,& watch the Hangliders......Tomorrow is barbie time weather permitting.(Quorn steaks,burgers & bangers for me)................................................................................... yeah right..!!!!


    Some Muhammad Ali (cassius clay) quotes...

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    If they can make penicillin out of mouldy bread, they can sure make something out of you.

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    It's hard to be humble, when you're as great as I am.

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    It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up.

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    Joe Frazier is so ugly, he should donate his face to the US Bureau of Wildlife.

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    My toughest fight was with my first wife.

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  2. Morning John,,you find a pic of Val yet?? LOL

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  3. Only one matey.....She is sitting with Topgun & karen.....hoping all the others may have some....Should be heck of a lot more to come

    BTW thanks for pic.......John's bum corner..likey...!!!

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  4. Welcome back Phil.

    Just thought I would tell you that I love plumbers and their kit...

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  5. Hi Bev,,so where are we going with plumbers and their kit today??? LOL xx



    OR..............

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  6. oh please Phil that is gross!!!!

    Well, go with me on this, I use metal in my craft room and is can get expensive especially with sticky on it. I have since found reals of plumbers anb electricians metal sticky tape that does the trick so as ever I am a happy bunny. I also got a glue gun today as Ian is fed up with finding sticky glue dots where they shouldn't be - use your imagination!!!!!!!

    lots of love me darlin xx how is Hilary xx

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  7. She has stopped hyperventilating and is back at work! LOL xx

    Bet Ian is glad you're not having to use him for your"Little gluey sticky spots!" any more!!! :))

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  8. Glad she is back at work. You men certainly know how to test our heart rates. You probably scared her witless. I hope the onco has recovered from your bo&&&&&&&&.

    Ian is well chuffed with my crafting especially when we aare in coffee shops and I get him to get more than one wooden stirrers, well they are good for applying glue!!!!!!

    The little darling is asleep and Tim is out with is bird so its a quite couple of hours for me. Bliss xx

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  9. Hiya Bev my lovely...xx....Val & myself just back from a longish walk,& dead tired now.....

    Phil......another bum pic.....you are spoiling me today matey........THATS the second pic,not the first....

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  10. Evening all xx Big Guy xx good to see you back at the helm, although, time keeping is a bit on the shoddy side..... xx Hi also to Hilary from me xx delighted you are improving [said you would eh?] and that her BP is relatively normal again now [can't say completely, as I reckon you are a handful at the best of times ! PMSL !] xx

    Bev xx I have a glue gun, its a complete marvel what I can do with it .... xx

    John xx yes, the time just flew didnt it ? This time last week I was on about my 10th [or so?] whisky....I bet they did change the bottle ! Told you I drank whisky, BUT [and it is a small one still] I was not falling down, or even wobbling :-)) xx

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  11. They did as i was ordering.....so i know......& yes there were no wobbles ......amazing was that..xx......I haven't had that much beer since i was a lager lout ........Uncomfortable later though....stick to whisky next time...no mixing though..........fatal..!!?

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  12. eewwwww NO !! Never mix John ! You are just asking for trouble then ! Don't know many women who like whisky, let alone with no mixer etc....does that make me unique ?! xx

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  13. 'The Dogs Bollocks' comes to mind...!!!!!?xx

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  14. I was a bit worried at first John with the BTM photos!!!

    I can do wonders with a glue gun and a bit of metal and as for my melt pot and glitter well......

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  15. btm?...........Beat the meat is that.......Bev...xx

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  16. Evening Elise, :)) xxx Speaking of BTM, I smell my steak about done, :)) time for a nosh and a few slurps to lead me back into the path of normality! LOL

    Catch ya later,

    Cheers

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  17. Hi Phil........lamb shanks here...& red.wine

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  18. Just had to be a lamb shank Huh? LOL

    Rump and a nice Maipo Merlot to kick off the evening ere'

    Cheers :))

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  19. thai for us with a bottle of pink champagne to celebrate the end of the holidays and Ians fab news. x

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