Good Morning/Evening Friday Peeps,
,,seemed a long time coming with lots going on for us Bollockeers this time of the year,
"Running round"day ahead with Hilary off and "Things to get"before we tootle South on Sunday,,,I have picked up a phrase book for Sussex and will at least be able to order fish and chips and a pint!
Feeling better I hope George after your "Rug rat"infection?...(Face mask and neoprene bubble for that next visit of theirs I reckon!!)
Hope you are all set for a fair Friday and a cracking weekend,,
Cheers
This poor bloke went to hospital for a circumcision but, because of some f**k up during the operation, he ended up having a complete sex change.
All the doctors and nurses had gathered around his bed as he was waking up so they could give him the bad news. Naturally, the poor bloke went to pieces and started crying when they explained what had happened to him. "Shit!" he moaned. "this means I'll never be able to experience an erection ever again!"
"Of course you will," one of the doctors soothed. It'll just have to be someone else's, that's all."
Morning Big Guy xx I was in mid compose when you popped up outta nowhere ! Nearly scared the ------ outta me ! Day off today, then working tomorrow, then off until next friday ! COOL !!! And you won't be here to play with grrrrrrr ! Have a great time, say HI to Brighton for me, I really do miss going there xx
ReplyDeleteGeorge xx you stopped dying yet ? Loads of these dude xxxxxx
Bev's Dad isn't too well Guys, and just wanted to tell you to send her loads of positive energy today, she needs every little bit xx Thanks Guys xx
Morning Elise,,,sorry just to "Pop"up like that LMAO
ReplyDeleteYes sending all positive vibes hugs and love to Bev for her Dad,,,Hope she gets some better news real soon xxx
Happy day off Sweetie,I'll be flitting about as usual :)) xxx
Bev's dad has had a heart attack. She is on the way to Kent now - long drive from Bristol dudes, so prayers for her today and her dad, thanks Guys xx
ReplyDeleteBest of wishes & prayers for Bev's dad........from me & Val....xx.
ReplyDeleteVal off today,& getting ready (flowers) for tomorrows Wedding......I'm helping with the sweeping up....duh.
This might hhelp Phil.!!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sussex_dialect
My Sussex
Somerset, Cornwall, Dorset, Devon,
Some folks say they're just like heaven,
But I don't care because, you see,
Dear old Sussex does for me,
Give me the hills and the Weald to roam
Give me a simple Downland home;
And while I've strength to rise each morn,
I'll thank high heaven I'm Sussex born
Thanks John,but my mission will be to spread a little "Northern Twang"amongst the natives! LOL
ReplyDeleteHope all goes well with the wedding tomorrow :))
Cheers
.... the only 'Northern Twang' that Big Guy will be speading 'darn sarf' John, is if Hilary grabs hold of his green lattice posing pouch ! xx
ReplyDeleteHa Good one Elise,,There is some collateral damage to my "Cheese string"lattices due to sporadic nibbling by mouses,,,(May give me an unfaitr advantage when I exhibit!! PMSL) xx
ReplyDeleteThanks Big Guy xx I try ! xx [or am very trying....take your pick !] Ah ! So you are heading to THAT beach eh ? Be a bit overdressed in the pouch then ? Giving Cuprinol man a run for his money ?! xx
ReplyDeletePebbles look a bit ard' !! :(( xx
ReplyDeleteShould an 'interesting' experience for you Big Guy....just don't move too quick ! PMSL ! xx
ReplyDeleteHey Phil its sunny & warm here at mo.........then it goes all down hill by all accounts.......grrrrr......thinking of tomorrow...Actually its a bit of a bummer my neice getting married tomorrow,as will miss the very first game to be played at the new Amex Stadium in Brighton.......Eastbourne are playing an Albion team in the Sussex Senior Cup Final........double grrrrrrrrr..
ReplyDeleteTake your flipflops Phil.....those stones are bloody 'ard on the tootsies......
Back to sweeping duties..........lol
Looks like I could be between a "Rock"and a "Hard place!!" LOL
ReplyDelete...You should be so lucky Big Guy ! .... PMSL ! xx
ReplyDeleteJohn xx bad luck there dude ! You will be in trouble if that brush ain't hard at it !!
Goooood Moaning Folks,
ReplyDeleteGood luck and best wishes for Bev and her dad today. Ain't life a bitch at times???
Hey, Elise? You're one sharp lil' duck today.... The TWANG of Phil's green lattice posing pouch? Absolutely ROFLMFBO here.
how did you know that that's exactly what Hilary does for fun??? LMAO
You asked if I was still dying? Yep...six times now I've applied this red hair dye, and it's STILL not quite the shade I was hoping for.
I may have to buy a whole new wardrobe of clothes before I head south for the contest. Bummer! (Down Phil, down boy!!) lol
Easy on the pearls this time George! LOL
ReplyDeleteGeorge ? WHAT THE HECK have you been taking ? Agree with Big Guy above, easy on the Pearls, and the lippie is a bit dodgy too ! xx
ReplyDeleteYou two are sooooooooo hurtful. : (
ReplyDeleteJust a quicky..........
ReplyDeleteThese three old ladies and their dogs were sitting on a
> park bench having a quiet conversation when a flasher
> approached from across the park.
>
> The flasher came up to the ladies, stood right in front
> of them and opened his trench coat.
>
> Gertrude immediately had a stroke.
>
> Then Maude also had a stroke.
>
> But Tillie, being older and more feeble, couldn't reach that far.
Hey guys whats the fascination REALLY with monkees?.......Do you remember those P.G. tips adverts....so not now,but good at the time.....& this one had a good punchline......bolognaise....haha.!!
http://youtu.be/ZFTuR6OZOdM
P & G tips? Why aye man......Phi and George, Brooke Bond named it's tits (oooops ,,,,TIPS) after us two . You didn't realisre that, John? : )~
ReplyDeleteFrigging heck George the penny has dropped......duh.....LOL...
ReplyDeleteYou know i thought one time there you had an unhealthy fetish about them.......hahaha
John ? PMSL ! xx
ReplyDeleteFor Big Guy [pinched from a friend for ya ! xx]
ReplyDeleteAn old retired sailor puts on his old uniform
and heads for the docks once more, for old times sake.
He engages a prostitute and takes her up to a room.
He's soon going at it as well as he can for a guy his age,
but needing some reassurance, he asks, 'How am I doing ?'
The prostitute replies, 'Well, old sailor, you're doing about three knots.'
'Three knots ? he asks. 'What's that supposed to mean ?'
She says, "You're knot hard, you're knot in,
and your knot getting your money back.
Thanks Elise,I think I wrote that one! LOL xx
ReplyDeleteI reckoned the 'old sailor' was the give away Big Guy !! xx Heading to bed, work tomorrow. Texted dad today, as I am off nearly all week, told him to send mom over for a few days. She is coming sunday - weds Big Guy.......I reckon Dad needs a break from her ! xx
ReplyDeleteSounds like a plan,,,have a nice "Girlie" time with Mom Sweetie,,I'm sure Dad will appreciate a break too xxx
ReplyDeleteHi John, I liked the story about the flasher!
ReplyDeleteBought back memories to a time when 'competition' flashing was my hobby.