Thursday, 14 July 2011

Thursday nice ere'

 
 
Good Morning/Evening Thursday Bollockeers,,,nice start to the day ere' as we head towards the weekend....
Last day of peace and quiet for me before Hilary starts 12 days Hols tomorrow,...Must make the most of it,,Hmmmmm?.........
 
Hope your own week is going well and you are set for a cracking Thursday,,,
Have fun..
Cheers
 
Taxi Fare
One rainy spring night in Belfast, a taxi driver spotted an arm waving from the shadows of an alley.

Even before he rolled to a stop at the curb, a figure leaped into the cab and slammed the door. Checking his rear view mirror as he pulled away, he was startled to see a dripping wet, naked woman sitting in the back seat.

'Where to?' he stammered.

'Falls Road,' answered the woman.

'OK,' he said, taking another long glance in the mirror.

The woman caught him staring at her and asked, 'Just what the feck are you looking at?'

'Well lady ', replied the driver, 'I noticed that you're completely naked, and I was just wondering how you'll pay your fare.'

The woman spread her legs, put her feet up on the front seat, smiled at the driver, pointed to her womanhood and said, 'Does THIS answer your question?'

Still looking in the mirror, the cabbie asked, 'Have you not got anything smaller?
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19 comments:

  1. Bevie Hodgson14 July 2011 at 02:21

    Good morning me lovelies. Day off today. A difficult question - housework or meltpot!!!!
    Did you read about the woman in the USA who cut of her husbands bits and threw them in the bin!!!!!! Bobit and trashit!!!

    Hoping to get some swining in later this afternoon.

    xxxx

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  2. Phil Thompson14 July 2011 at 02:46

    Morning Bev :))

    Better get the Swinging in before you start Bobbitting,trashing and Melting!! Eeeeek LOL xx

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  3. Bevie Hodgson14 July 2011 at 03:34

    Now put that like!!!
    I could chop it, melt it, alter it and then stick it back on. The question is where!!!!!
    To make it more interesting I have learn a new technique today - painting with bleach!!! Now there is a thought.

    Anyone want to come and visit my craft room????????/

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  4. George Hardy14 July 2011 at 03:39

    Morning all you swingers and matelot hammock midnight invaders.

    Phil says it's 'nice here on Teesside' ?

    Well, it's nice ear on Tyneside too:



    Trouble is, I'm too sick (literally) to enjoy it:



    I've been stricken with a stomach bug and it ain't much fun.

    I won't be calling my grandkids 'rugrats' anymore - they're just a set of little BUGGERS:




    Isolation tent now required whenever they call here. Any of you nurses know where I can buy one?

    Excuse me...I must rush to the loo again. Arggggggggggghhhh!

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  5. Phil Thompson14 July 2011 at 03:48

    Sending you my "Night nurse"George,,,,



    Put yourself in her hands and she'll have you "Up"and about in no time!! :))

    Speedy recovery Matey!!

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  6. john sherwood14 July 2011 at 05:13

    Afters all...........
    Just recovering from an earthquake.!!!....Val felt a tremor in the bedroom..!!!!! lol
    Everyones dogging on the Downs too,in case the Toon army strikes..
    Phil,i would give Brighton a miss mate.... too risky ere.....


    An earthquake with a magnitude of 3.9 struck in middle of the English Channel today, the British Geological Survey (BGS) said.

    Residents in parts of West Sussex reported buildings shaking for a few seconds at around 8am.

    The quake had a depth of 10km and its epicentre was south of Portsmouth, according to the BGS.

    Seriously, felt nuthing here,but a few said they did on the radio.
    Get well soon George...

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  7. Mike Brooks14 July 2011 at 05:57

    Yes John, I heard about that earthquake

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  8. Bevie Hodgson14 July 2011 at 09:34

    Well I have bleached, cutted, melted, altered and chopped to my hearts content today. I noticed nobody took me up on my offer to visit my craft room!!!!!

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  9. john sherwood14 July 2011 at 09:47

    Ummmmm just send us some pics Bev............xx......
    Out this evening to our local Prostate group .......Guest speaker is the cancer nurse specialist ....any questions anyone?.....

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  10. Elise Cotter14 July 2011 at 09:58

    Evening All xx You okay John ? That was a bit near really ? Ummmmm....questions eh? You really want an amswer from me on that one !!!! xx

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  11. Phil Thompson14 July 2011 at 11:04

    Evening Peeps :)

    Poor George is still suffering,,sending back up Matey,,,

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  12. Elise Cotter14 July 2011 at 11:16

    Evening Philip xx Now I see why you are smiling ! xx

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  13. Phil Thompson14 July 2011 at 11:19

    Philip???,,,NOW what have I done? LOL xx

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  14. Elise Cotter14 July 2011 at 11:21

    Nothing .... am I not allowed then ??!! xx

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  15. Phil Thompson14 July 2011 at 14:09

    All quiet on the front tonite?


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  16. Elise Cotter14 July 2011 at 14:16

    Dont ask Big Guy [that better !?] xx

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  17. Phil Thompson14 July 2011 at 14:44

    Huh?

    You're a tad too subtle for me tonite Sweetie, ;( LOL xx

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  18. Phil Thompson14 July 2011 at 14:45

    You're a tad too subtle for me tonite Sweetie, ;( LOL xx

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  19. Phil Thompson14 July 2011 at 14:56

    Nite all



    Nite Duck xx

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