Tuesday Crop

Good Morning/Evening Tuesday Bollockeers,,,Overcast but warmish as I head into Da Boro for a mop crop,,,,Gotta get my "Brighton Bob"ready for the "Mr Marina" contest at the weekend.,,,George has already opted for an Afro with extensions!

Catch ya'll later Have a good un'!!!,,

Cheers

Hi John.....................

A woman walks into an accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes..

The accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll need to ask you a few questions."

He gets her name, address, social security number, etc. and then asks,"What's your occupation?"

"I'm a prostitute," she says.

The accountant is somewhat taken aback and says, " Let's try to rephrase that."

The woman says, "OK, I'm a high-end call girl".

"No, that still won't work. Try again."

They both think for a minute; then the woman says, "I'm an elite chicken farmer."

The accountant asks, "What does chicken farming have to do with being a prostitute?"

"Well, I raised a thousand little cocks last year."

"Chicken Farmer it is then!"