,,,bright and breezy(Morning George)ere'after a lorra rain in the night''''''''''''''' 
Hilary off till Monday so,,after a while riding shotgun on me indoors she is.. ready to shop!
..no fighting that glint in her eye so I'm off along for the ride(Oh joy! 
LOL
Wish me luck and have a good un' yourself!!
Morning John.
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Cheers
Gert & Daisy
Old Gert is complaining to her equally ancient friend Daisy, that she no longer has sex with her husband Fred.
'He looks at me with my tits like John Wayne's saddle bags, my saggy bum and tired old pussy,' she moans, 'and he's completely turned off.'
Daisy, her 88 year old friend, looks at her with scorn and says, 'What you want to do Gert, is get down to Anne Summers and buy some sexy underwear. No red-blooded man can resist the sight of a woman in suspenders, stockings and red satin bra.'
The following day old Gert goes down to the sex shop and buys herself a peephole bra and a pair of crotchless knickers. That night she hides on top of the wardrobe, waits for old Fred to get into bed, then, clad only in her new shagging gear, leaps from the wardrobe with a mighty banshee scream of 'Superfanny!'
She lands on top of her shocked husband who, after several seconds, says, 'I think I'll have the soup, if that's alright Gert.'
Morning everyone.
ReplyDeleteLAST Harry Potter film out today, our local school has a 'bouncy castle' to celebrate.
(I'm not to familiar with the Harry Potter books so can someone tell me what's Harry doing)?
Does Hilary have shares in the local shopping centre??? Where my parents live the shopping mall has a male creche!!!
ReplyDeleteIts a quiet day here as work has been crazy!
Morning Mike,,loooks like Harry is showinhg off his "Wand"prowess! LOL
ReplyDeleteMorning Bev,,,I have always said they should have a small bar area next to Ladies changing rooms for us guys to chill,,,:)) xx
what is Hialry getting today?? Us girls want all the details!!!
ReplyDeleteForgot to say I am decorating christmas balls today - gold, red and purple. ....
She's still having a lie in Bev,,looking for stuff for Brighton,,,Flip Flips?? LOL,,(I wish)
ReplyDeleteBit early to be getting yer Chrimbo balls out innit? xx
'The Jord' is down again...(SHADDUP!) with an 'orrible chest infection. sweating the worst of it out now, and hopefully brighter tomorrow.
ReplyDeleteA HUGE THANK YOU for those posts....good enough to make even a miserable old git like me laugh out loud between coughing fits! lol
Afters all.......Just back from a Cousins cremation......was highly emotional as his wife being Spanish,didn't hold back on her mourning...sad occasion indeed,but catched up after with family,& as you always say at the time 'will keep in touch',but for me that is exactly what i be doing....This damm awful disease,has changed my values.....!!!!
ReplyDeleteHiya Bev, x Phil has a point.........When Val,goes to the Changing Rooms,armed with a stack of clothes,where do us men go.....Standing around like 'lemons'not knowing quite what to do,thats what..!!.......a bar would be so welcome..!!
You going to Brighton......Phil.?...........near my neck of the woods matey.....!!!!!!!!! Brighton Rocks.!
Get well soon George.......!!!.......ideal time to come off the weed eh..!!?
but why do you need clothes for Brighton.........
ReplyDeleteWhat do you men do when we are in the changing rooms - you should stay in the place where we left you, be prepared to go and find different sizes and give an honest opinion. You then need to activate your wallet and then carry the shopping. See its not that difficult!!
George, hurry and get better xx