Sunday, 10 July 2011

Sunday Morning

 

Good Morning/Evening Sunday Bollockeers,,,Overcast grey start to the day here and showers forecast that should liven up the British Grand Prix later..

Thoughts and prayers of course for Alex,Pat and Family today,,but I'm sure he would appreciate a bit of a titter to start the day,,..

Cheers Alex

Joe lost his old boat which sank at it's mooring, and also on the same day his twin brother John lost his wife,,,,,

A ,few days later a kindly old lady met Joe on the street, and mistaking him for John said:" I was sorry to hear of your great loss, and you must feel terrible." Joe replied; " Well, I am not a bit sorry. She was a rotten old thing from the start. Her bottom was all chewed up, and she smelled of old fish. The first time I got into her she made water faster that anything I ever saw. She had a crack and a pretty big hole in front that kept getting bigger and bigger every time that I used her. It got so I could handle her all right, but when someone else was using her she leaked like anything. This is what finished her off: Four guys from the other side of town came down looking for a good time. They asked if I could rent her to them. I warned them that she wasn't so hot, but the crazy fools all tried to get into her at the same time. It was too much for her and she cracked right up the middle! " THE OLD LADY FAINTED.

 

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  1. Bevie Hodgson10 July 2011 at 02:20

    Hi guys and gals

    I wanted to post something for you guys that knew Alex and Pat. We sometimes forget how someones passing can efffect the friends that knew the person.

    You guys gave so much to Alex and Pat whether throught meeting him or via emails. The meet up on the MOS seemed to keep Alex going through what were incredibly difficult times. It gave him hope and something to aim for. This must give Pat some lovely memories of a happy time for Alex and this can be seen in the photos. Guys, hold onto this when things get tough. Contiuing to be there each other can be no better tribute to a great guy

    Sending you all lots of love and hugs
    b

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  2. Phil Thompson10 July 2011 at 02:24

    Awww thanks Bev, XXX

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  3. Elise Cotter10 July 2011 at 02:58

    Morning all xx That is a really nice thing to say Bev xx It is so hard when we lose Gus, we are affected by it. Alex DID have a great time at MOS, and it was a tribute to him that he had the strength from somewhere to achieve that goal. The PCa finally got him, but he had a lot of laughs and fun, and great friends around him. xx

    Gray, dull, dreary day here Big Guy xx Won't be watching the GP, used to, years ago, before kids :-)) now I dont watch ANY TV ! enjoy xx

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  4. john sherwood10 July 2011 at 03:28

    Thanks Bev.....xx....Still find it difficult to accept this only 2 weeks after a great time...I get very tearful these days,& as someone put it we are a band of brothers,& when one succumbs it hurts...
    I have Pat & Alex's address if anyone wants it?....
    I will have fond memories of a great guy...R.I.P
    Elise.xx...Its sunny & warmish here.....Hate soaps,but like documentarys & nature programmes & of course sport,but not the GP....rather Speedway......Come on you Eastbourne Eagles....!!

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  5. Elise Cotter10 July 2011 at 03:38

    Morning John xx james is mad into the Daytona type racing...gets it free on the net...must say, I prefer the GP than that anyday ! Disney channel is about the level of my TV viewing in latter years ! I have address for Pat, but no postcode, could you mail me that please ? Thanks dude xx Huge duck hugz winging their way now to you ! xx

    George ? You on line yet ? Multiply pulled that stunt with me last week .....grrrr...... need a new site boss ! xx

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  6. Phil Thompson10 July 2011 at 04:20

    Hi John and Elise xx,,Yep George is online but having "Multiplying probs!" LOL

    He has been busy though........................

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  7. Elise Cotter10 July 2011 at 04:27

    Hiya Big Guy xx yes, I got that one too ! My comment back to George ? "Smaller, skimpier Speedos please " !! PMSL ! xx

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  8. john sherwood10 July 2011 at 04:33

    First sort of laugh for at least 2 days here............thankyou Phil

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  9. Elise Cotter10 July 2011 at 05:34

    Need a 'LIKE' button on here ! xx

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  10. Bevie Hodgson10 July 2011 at 07:15

    Thongs would give a better tan. With those bodies who could resist.........!!! Pinky and perky eat your heart out!!!!!

    b

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  11. Bevie Hodgson10 July 2011 at 07:16

    Not that I have looked closely but one is slightly more, no I am not going there!!!!!!

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  12. Elise Cotter10 July 2011 at 12:42

    Nope ! Men in thongs....OMG who ever thought that was a good idea ? Small Speedos def ! [there is a Speedo club...... ! ] xx

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  13. john sherwood10 July 2011 at 13:32

    Thats men doing charitable things & awareness with most of their clobber off........Ummmmmmmm pcc awareness then...... minds working overtime here.!!!?
    .....Off tomorrow Elise?..xx

    Just been writing my 'turp' experience to Barry Lewis......so with only one putor,& Val wanting a go...i say nite nite as don't think i get another go tonite

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  14. Elise Cotter10 July 2011 at 13:38

    Hi and bye John xx yep, off tomorrow, so can bug the 'chit' outta you all day ! xx

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  15. Mike Brooks11 July 2011 at 06:16

    I think I must be going through a strange phase of life!

    Am I the only one who thought the picture of George & Phil in their swimwear was rather fetching!!!!!

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  16. Elise Cotter11 July 2011 at 06:32

    Nope ! xx

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  17. George Hardy11 July 2011 at 07:00

    PMSL here, Glad you all liked the photo,I had to do something while I was locked out..... But I am VERY worried about how much Mike liked it!

    I'm finally able to get onto this site after 48 hours of closure - for maintenance? - MY ARSE!! No MIKE...behave!! ROFLMBO

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