Sunday, 3 July 2011

Sunday chillin'

Good Morning/Evening Sunday Bollockeers,,,Blue skies and sunshine look set for my day of "Chillin'"with a coupla coldies, me ammock' and a dollop of sun oil (Morning Elise).....

 

Hilary leaving to my own devices and heading off "S"ing with Sherri to the Metro centre Gateshead,,Deffo NOT the place to be on an a Sunday for any chap(In fact not the plavce to be on ANY day for a chap!LOL

Have a cracking day whatever you're up to,,,I'm sure Bev has already something planned with hot wax and chains or maybe water sports??........................................................

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    Morning John....................

    Just wondering......

    "Ya know, when I was 30 and got a hard-on, I couldn't bend it with both hands.

    By the time I was 50, I could bend it about 10 degrees if I tried really hard.

    By the time I was 60, I could bend it about 20 degrees, no problem.

    I'm gonna be 80 next week, and now I can almost bend it in half with just one hand,

    "So, what's your point?"

    "Well, I'm just wondering how much stronger I'm gonna get."

     

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    1. Bevie Hodgson3 July 2011 at 01:25

      Her ladyship is still asleep. I am enjoying the peace and quiet. Good to see you Phil.

      Her ladyship muttered something about my chores for today. Oh dear I've lost the list!!!

      Guys, her ladyship had me making bows last night with her new bow maker. Please!!! She is painting balls today..

      Ian from a peace chipping sodbury.

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    2. Phil Thompson3 July 2011 at 01:32

      Morning Ian,,can we have a piccie after Bev has painted yer balls and added the bow?? LMAO

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    3. Bevie Hodgson3 July 2011 at 01:40

      If you knew what she was going to do with the balls you'd spend all day with your legs crossed. It involves a glue gun and than bloody melt pot!!! Still it keeps her quiet, sometimes.
      I will be in trouble when she reads this.

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    4. Phil Thompson3 July 2011 at 01:57

      I really worry about you Ian!! LOL Make sure you keep yer "family jewels"away from her melt pot!!

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    5. john sherwood3 July 2011 at 02:31

      Hiya Ian.....I'm just glad Vals into a flowers only craft (less dangerous).....Sounds like Bev is on a miission at times..
      BTW....great news fron your specialist then.........well done.......always like 'good news'...
      Phil,,,,cracking joke & likey pic as well...
      Sunny here to.....Barbie later....

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    6. Bevie Hodgson3 July 2011 at 02:41

      Bev on a mission - never a true word, a mission to send me grey!!!!
      She makes cards etc to raise money for PCC and the prostate cancer centre.

      Thanks John, its a relief for us both. Its been hard for Bev as she also has her dad with cancer. She put it so delicatly yesterday - one down, one to go. I do love that women!

      Enjoy your barbie. I should be doing my chores....

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    7. Sheena Torrie3 July 2011 at 02:45

      Pictures very apt today Phil. Doin' a bit of water sports myself though not on waterskis I hasten to add! Treating my family to a boat trip to the Bell Rock Lighthouse 11 miles off the coast of Arbroath. Being an ex mariner yourself, any tips to prevent sea sickness????

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    8. Phil Thompson3 July 2011 at 02:47

      Morning Sheena,fortunately I never suffered fro Mal de mer,,,but seeing a lot of guys that did,,if it gets a bit choppy,,always stay where you can see the horizion,,stay orientated,,if you go below you are scuppered! LOL

      Sounds fun xxx

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    9. Bevie Hodgson3 July 2011 at 03:11

      theres going to be trouble as her ladyship has now woken.......

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    10. john sherwood3 July 2011 at 03:28

      Already hiding this end........Ian........LOL
      Blimey Phil,hope Sheena don't see that pic,before she sets of....feeling ever so queasy herel..
      Local pleasure trip around Beachy Head is my limit,although went on Catamaran to Kos recently when on hols......
      Sea calm as anything though........

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    11. George Hardy3 July 2011 at 06:08

      GOOOOOOOOOOD AFTERNOON ALL : )

      Lazarus has risen, despite his 'poor signal' and downloading problems (thank you for snitching on me Elise! LMAO)

      I had hoped to be online here earlier, but we had an early rug-rat invasion (still here) and then some unexpected visitors from Derbyshire (Assholes!! Grrrr, lol).
      DON'T THEY KNOW IT'S SUNDAY????



      Marvellous to see my terrible twin feeling better, and you can bet your bottom dollar Phil and I will be out on the razzle again very soon!
      Look out girls (and sheep!).


      I hope John gets a decent photo of him and Val soon. I'll be sending a group email out soon to all those who were at L2011 and will be asking everyone to get those pics posted a.s.a.p.

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    12. Bevie Hodgson3 July 2011 at 08:04

      George, you missing the sheep me darlin x

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    13. Elise Cotter3 July 2011 at 09:08

      Hiya George xx Still moaning I see ! At least your signal has improved !! PMSL ! Hope the weather is as beautiful where you all are, Scorchio here xx

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    14. Sheena Torrie3 July 2011 at 16:16

      Survived the 2 hour round boat trip to see the Bell Rock Lighthouse. Amazing what they could do 200 years ago. Thanks for sea sickness tips Phil - no casualties!!!

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    15. Phil Thompson4 July 2011 at 02:40

      Nice one Sheena! :)) xx

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