Happy Saturday Bollockeers !
The Captain is up to 'scurrilous' deeds this morning [don't ask !] so, you have La Duck to contend with now ! PMSL !
A quiet day for me, and maybe some gardening [ha ha ha PMSL !] I will be strolling into work tomorrow [for a change] before being off the Bank Holiday Monday here.....
......it's a tough life eh ?!
......it's a tough life eh ?!
Have a GREAT weekend people and remember...........
If you can't be good, then be very, very wicked instead !
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If you can't be good, then be very, very wicked instead !
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Morning all,Morning Elise :)) xx,,,,Been on "Sparra fart" taxi duties first thing then zipped down to Redcar sur Mer and bagged a coupla big crabs(Morning George) for nosh tonite,,
ReplyDeleteRefuel (Steroids speak!!) then off to plunder Tesco and Sainsbury's then back for a spot of F1 :))
Have a good un Folks,,and yeah have a "Wicked Weekend!!"
Cheers
The nun teaching Sunday school was speaking to her class one morning when she asked the question, 'When you die and go to Heaven....which part of your body goes first?' Suzy raised her hand and said, 'I think it's your hands'. 'Why do you think it's your hands, Suzy?' Suzy replied, 'Because when you pray, you hold your hands together in front of you and God just takes your hands first'.. 'What a wonderful answer!' the nun said.
Little Johnny raised his hand and said, 'Sister, I think it's your feet'. The nun looked at him with the strangest look on her face. 'Now,Little Johnny, why do you think it would be your feet?' Little Johnny said, 'Well, I walked into Mommy and Daddy's bedroom the other night, Mommy had her legs straight up in the air and she was saying, 'Oh! God, I'm coming! '... and if Dad hadn't pinned her down, we'd have lost her'.
The Nun fainted
Blimey Big Guy ! Slow down ! How many of those steroids you chucking back !?????? have a good one too xxx
ReplyDeleteI think I took the cat's thyroid tabs by mistake last night!! PMSL xxx
ReplyDeleteROFLMFAO !! You will be faster than a F1 car today then Big Guy ! xx
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ReplyDeleteGotta say it's a much prettier vision waking up to La Duck once in a while rather than a wizened old Teesside pirate with crabs!!
I think Phil's prescription for steroids got mixed up at the pharmacy. You're on SPEED matey!! Send me some, will ya? LOL
Hey Elise, if you MUST do some gardening today, please don't touch your bush(es).
The trimming job we promised is in the P & G desk diary for next weekend. : )~
It's a tricky task, and definitely requires two to handle it. AND.....We are the best,after all!!!
Sunderland Air Show today and tomorrow (yawwwwwn!). 100,000 southerners, Scots, Scandanavians and other alien invaders have landed on Wearside.
Time to hide, methinks!! : )~
ha ha ha ! Morning George xx However, working next weekend, so, get that sorted please ! Oh, and thanks for the compliment dude xx luv ya too ! xx
ReplyDeleteMorning all........Lovely warm sunny day here in 'Gods waiting room'...........LOL
ReplyDeleteCracking joke Phil.......enjoy your meal later matey...
George...we have an Air Show here to in a couple of weeks......over 4 days here.....agree after first day its yawn time.......
Elise...xx.....luv me to?.............I see a negative response to Barry Lewis thread from Pumfretts.......can see her point but yer can't change things & have to make the best of a bad situation......God its not easy for sure,& your love with your partner is tested for sure, but it can also strengthen it too......
Hiya John xx OF COURSE I LUV YA TOO !!!!!!! xxxxxxxx Poor Deb, she is very disillusioned, she is on LOL too, but rarely joins in with anything. I feel that she would be in a better place if she did. Oh well, you can lead a horse to water eh ? I thought that was a great thread by Barry, and loved your #4 xx
ReplyDeletePizza for lunch today, then Sweet 'n' Sour Chicken tonight for my eating machines ! Cool enough here, but sun trying to break out of the clouds, so fingers crossed here ! xx
Well, no sunshine for me today......cool day, and annoying kids....grrrrrrr. ! Big Balvenie for me later I think :-)) xx
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Evening Elise,xx,red hot here,,, just staggered in from my sun lounger,,quick shower while Hilary gets crabby in the kitchen! LOL,,
ReplyDeleteAnyone seen seen the movie Hangover or Hangover 2,,,,got them both for tonite along with way too much a booze :))
Don't expect an early post in the morning! LOL
Have a good evening all,,
Cheers
I will be at work Big Guy :-(( but will struggle through the day, thinking of you valiantly awash with booze and a dodgy head ! xx
ReplyDeleteAwww not too early I hope Sweetie,xx
ReplyDeleteAmy Winehouse was killed by dyslexic terrorists that originally targeted an army warehouse.
OMG Big Guy ! But, well, it was a complete throw away of a young life.....silly girl.....I feel for her family xx and a big huge THANK YOU, personally, from me xx You know what for xx I will be up tomorrow at 630am , so, a bit of a lie in for me then ! xx
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ReplyDeleteSorry sun did not take its hat off Elise xx.........We had a lovely meal at an Italian joint with friends earlier.....down at the marina,watching all the boats coming in/going out in lovely warm sunshine,with a cooling breeze,& a very cosmopolitan feel ........ only a 10 mins walk from home........
ReplyDeleteWanted to send George a 'you tube' link of our Air show, knowing how he likes them,but he anticipated it & put the mockers on my 10 inch Notebook,& its buggered....huh...!!!!
Phil,seen Hangover film on Sky........Yeah pretty zany particularly when the guys wake up in there Vegas hotel room,after a big binge & all hell brakes loose....
look forward to Hangover 2.....
George ? He can't figure anything like that out John !! Now, if it was Big Guy, that would be a different story ! PMSL ! Sounds like a wonderful evening xx Cold here now, dark too :-(( xx
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