Good Morning/Evening Mid week Humpsters,Hi Terry...
,,,A grey old start to the day here and time to pack away the posing pouch till next year,
although I know there is still the Jarrow "Flash and Dash" best filled codpiece contest on Saturday,,(George is no doubt stuffing his as we speak),,Good Luck Matey..
Catch up day on ere' today for me,,Hilary at work,,,pussy stuffed and asleep,,normal service has been resumed..
Have a good un whatever you're up to!!
2nd Opinion
A man went to the doctor for his first prostate exam, and asked the doctor how the procedure is preformed?
The doctor replied while putting on his glove and some K-Y jelly around his forefinger "I insert this finger into your rectum and look for lumps and what not".
The patient replied "You're going to stick that finger up my ass?"
The doctor replied "Yes".
The patient said "While you're at it I want you to stick two fingers up my ass".
The doctor asked "Why? "
The patient replied "I want a second opinion".
WHO POSTED THAT????? musta been Phil : )~
ReplyDeleteG'day All,
You remember my poor old Ford Fiesta was sold to a guy who wanted to do the 10.000 mile Mongol Rally?
Well.....it's still going strong.
What I want to know is who persuaded them to change the team name to BAAtar My Fiesta. It was supposed to be 'Batter My Fiesta'.
Who's been telling tales behind my back? Was it EWE, Phil? Although...I dunno....I think Mike is a more likely suspect : )~
Evening all xx well, 3 days off for Lil' Duck now ! Got my new, adjusted hours pay check today. Turns out, I am ONLY €5 a week worse off [about £4-50 for all of you not working in Monopoly money !], by dropping 8 hours.....what a no brainer dudes. Looks like I will be staying at 3 days a week now ! I am delighted with myself ! :-)) xx
ReplyDeleteNice one Elise,,,:))....You can play with the boys more now!!! xxx
ReplyDeleteAwwww....Thanks Big Guy xx You just know what I like !! xx
ReplyDelete:) Off to pick up her Ladyship Cya later xx
ReplyDeleteNice one Elise.xx.........Evening all...... been mushrooming & dogging on the Downs in morning, & safternoon been to dog agility class...
ReplyDelete..Really good as lady we go to has this field with all sorts of tunnels jumps & stuff & charges just £5 for 2 hours.....Dog is 'dog tired' now,
& no i didn't have another fall either.........Oh! & a check as well arrived from HM Revenue & Customs today as been paying to much tax
on my pension...only £75 squid but hey ho all counts & just luv getting something back from the tax man.....
Nice one John!!... mind you don't get "Dogged"when you're on your hands and knees mushrooming Matey!! LOL
ReplyDeleteA day for good news John ! Good one ! I have a friend who was given a £1,000,000 tax rebate a couple of years ago. He phoned the tax office, and said 'you have the wrong man'.....they insisted that it was correct......Now, my mate is absolutely certain, they will be after that money at some stage, so, he decided to buy £1,000,000 worth of premium bonds.....if he wins, he keeps the winnings, money is safe while waiting for the taxman to figure out his blunder, and come get the readies, and, he still has a great chance to make the dosh work for him....clever...and before you ask, yes, he is Jewish xx
ReplyDeleteThats a great idea......has he won anything? .......Unbelievable really that the penny didn't drop when he phoned in.......
ReplyDeleteI think if i was pca free i be tempted to run off with it..........Having pca it would all be spent on treatment abroad....
Lets give the NHS a pat on the back........What happens in The Republic Elise...xx.... re pca treatment?.
John xx it's private healthcare here, so you get what you pay for. There is an 'NHS' equivalent system, probably works on a slightly worse par than the NHS. However, gotta say, all top meds here, no equivalents. No messing about. They are pretty pro active really, GP that I chat with is very clued in, and I have picked her brains more than once about Dad. Handy out, as they say over here. My mate hasn't won big on the bonds yet, lots of little bits and pieces, ie £100-£2000, but hey, still not bad for no outlay :-)) xx
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