Wednesday, 13 July 2011

Half way Hump..

Good Morning/Evening "Mid week"Peeps,,,Slow week so far but Hump day is here before we head down to the weekend,

 

Stoppy in day for Philip cathing up on paperwork,,but must nip out for my "Shots"before we head down sarf at the weekend,,

Enjoy your day,,,who's doing what with who??details please! LOL

Cheers

One day Mr. Smith, the president of a large corporation, called his vice-president, Dave, into his office and said, "We're making some cutbacks, so either Jack or Barbara will have to be laid off." Dave looked at Mr. Smith and said, "Barbara is my best worker, but Jack has a wife and three kids. I don't know whom to fire."

The next morning Dave waited for his employees to arrive. Barbara was the first to come in, so Dave said, "Barbara, I've got a problem. You see, I've got to lay you or Jack off and I don't know what to do?" Barbara replied, "You'd better jack off. I've got a headache."

 

 

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16 comments:

  1. Mike Brooks13 July 2011 at 02:19

    Hi everyone.

    Closed the office yesterday, Kath had day off, so headed to London to see our Daughter and S-in-L.

    Had a drink together in a pub in Marylbone and met 'Suggs' from the 70's/80's band 'Madness'.
    Anyone remember them?

    What a great and funny bloke Suggs is. Spent time with us until he had to go.
    He had just spent £1850.00 on a root canal filling and was in a little pain.
    (We all agreed being a dentist must be worst job in the world)!!

    I think I will go and buy one of their albums now!

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  2. Phil Thompson13 July 2011 at 02:26

    Morning Mike,,,I think we could do with a bit more "Madness"in "Our house"round here at the mo!! LOL

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  3. George Hardy13 July 2011 at 05:07

    G'd Mornin All (OK I know it's after 1pm!).

    Phil? You're not planning to shoot off to Brighton without me are ya?
    Wassup? Scared of the competition??? LMAO

    Mike, what a day, huh? Meeting Suggs???? WOW!
    Great bloke, great band, great tunes.

    Got the pub video of you and Suggs here:

    http://www.youtube.com/user/Kronenbourg1664?v=WJdn9jrQ_dA&feature=pyv&ad=13213449469&kw=madness%20one%20step%20beyond#p/u

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  4. john sherwood13 July 2011 at 05:38

    Blimey that vid caused all sorts of probs here.........Suggs,i think originates from Hastings......so naturally being a SusSEX guy 'great' comes naturally ......LOL...
    No infection downstairs,but doc wants another sample just to make sure in a weeks time.......Thanks all for asking by the way...Cheers.

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  5. Phil Thompson13 July 2011 at 05:46

    Hi George,,no I'll be giving you your usual"Head start!" LOL

    Nice one John :))

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  6. George Hardy13 July 2011 at 06:09

    I guess that means you're coming second AGAIN Phil!
    It must be the age advantage for me, huh?LMAO

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  7. Bevie Hodgson13 July 2011 at 10:28

    Come on Phil fess up why are you heading to Brighton????

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  8. Phil Thompson13 July 2011 at 10:31

    ,,I'll send ya a postcard and let ya know! LOL

    Hey where you been hiding Bevian?

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  9. Elise Cotter13 July 2011 at 10:35

    hiya Guys xx so, what's happening then ? xx

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  10. Bevie Hodgson13 July 2011 at 10:37

    Come on tell all otherwise i will have to let your secret out of the bag!!

    Have you missed me???

    lol
    bev

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  11. Phil Thompson13 July 2011 at 10:39

    Evening Elise :)),,Just off for a spruce up and heading out for dinner,,,have a good evening,,,I'll be lookin in later to tuck you all in,,same for you Bev

    Have fun xxx

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  12. john sherwood13 July 2011 at 10:49

    & me Phil..............lol................What secrets that Bev?......x

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  13. Elise Cotter13 July 2011 at 11:10

    Hey Big Guy !! Have a great time, and John wants tucked in too ! xx

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  14. Elise Cotter13 July 2011 at 11:29

    It is with a heavy heart that i have to inform you all that Alex passed away on the 9th July after a long and angry fight against cancer.

    The funeral will be a fairly small affair on Monday the 25th at 1:50pm

    Pat knows the details and can be contacted at home, i will be deleting this email account to give Pat less to think about but i can be contacted on acowling@hotmail.com if you want to know more.

    Thankyou and sorry for breaking the news this way.

    Andy Cowling (Pat's Son)


    ** This was the email I received ** I have no further details, but, Pat can be contacted as stated xx

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  15. Phil Thompson13 July 2011 at 15:16

    Thanks for passing on Elise, xx

    Nite all

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  16. George Hardy14 July 2011 at 03:44

    Thanks Elise.

    Pat should now have received cards on behalf of all of us.
    As far as I know the details are: Crematorium...no church service, family flowers only, and any donations to be made to St Barnabas Hospice which was of such great omfort to Alex.

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