Saturday, 16 July 2011

Bye Bye Pussy..

Good Morning/Evening Saturday Peeps,,,,Grotty and grey with rain to come ere',,,and every where else by the look of it,,,Maybe not so nmuch lattice posing pouch needed for Brighton more fur lined cod piece??

Taking pussy to her sunlamped, piped music cattary for the next week,,,where she can chill and get down with the rest of the "hip cats!"

Hope the weather holds for the wedding John and Val,,but either way I'm sure Val's flowers will be stunning

Have a cracking Saturday and weekend all,

Cheers

Dating.................

Joined an online dating agency last week.

It asked me what I liked the most and I said page 3 girls, they are very sexy and turn me on.

Called the police today, cos all my windows were smashed last night. They said what's going on here then, until we realised the 'P' wasn't working on my keyboard.

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  1. Wet morning here......grrrrrr.......flower arrangements &,buttonholes all completed,after a scare last night,as some roses started to wilt,but they have picked up famously today (good old glenny) ......lol.......Val has already put a shift in this morning bless her.....
    Must shoot as lots on........have a great day all.!!

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  2. Good Mooning All,

    Have a great day at the wedding, John and Val. It's a shame Phil and I can't join you there - our cabaret act is world famous - and we've been banned in 104 countries : )



    Phil? You are NOT going to wear that scarlet posing pouch at Brighton, surely? See rule 42b of the competition rule book.
    I think you'll find it's prohibited under the 'unfair and unnatural enhancement of penis' section. LMAO

    One more thing. HOW ARE YOU GOING TO SURVIVE WITHOUT PUSSY FOR A FULL WEEK?

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  3. Mind you...I think Phil should have had his Mr Brighton Marina 2009 title taken away because I'm sure this contravenes rule 42b too!

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  4. Pussies in Brighton?????
    Well Phil, you might be content with your shemale alternatives down there, but I certainly wouldn't be,

    I found a great bar in South Shields yesterday. All the barmaids and waitresses wear these tops.....



    I decided to start boozing again.....every lunchtime, and every night of the week...in South Shields! LMAO

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  5. i'm back and knackered. Sleep deprivation!

    Just had a catch up, those posing pouching pouches so have socks stuffed down them!!!!

    Ian is suffering as his drill bit is stuck in a whole in the wall, painful. When realeased he is going to b/q for another!
    I'm painting with vaseline this afternoon. It gives a fab effect, gloss and smooth.

    lots of love my lovelies

    xxxx

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  6. that should say hole in the wall!

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  7. The bit is out of the hole and I am excited. ... I have found my knitting needles in a place where you would not expect to find them!!!!

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  8. Which bit is out of da hole Bev?,,I am geting confused LOL

    How's your Dad doing? xxx

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  9. Hey Big Guy xx Got you posing pouch packed ? Photos please :-) xx

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  10. Wearing my "show"one Sweetie,,just breaking it in! LOL xx

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  11. too big eh ?! xx [you will miss me next week Big Guy ! xx]

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  12. Dad is settling.
    The screw is out of the hole. Keep up Phil.
    have you got the socks ready for your posing pouch!!!

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  13. Nite all,

    Stay safe and well,,Cya when we get back,



    Cheers

    Phil and Hilary xxx

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  14. be good, have fun and don't let the pebbles get in places they shouldn't get!

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