Afters all....George..thought you had dosconnected me for sending you that 'SKYDIVE' app form.. This morning was as empty as Man City's trophy room on here...lol Hi Daniel..Fancy a SKYDIVE....currently signing up victims.!! lol,
A crusty old golfer comes in from a round of golf at a new course and heads into the grill room. As he passes through the swinging doors he sees a sign hanging over the bar:
Checking his wallet to be sure he has the necessary payment, the old golfer walks up to the bar and beckons to the exceptionally attractive female bartender who is serving drinks to a couple of sun-wrinkled golfers. She glides down behind the bar to the old golfer.
"Yes?" she inquires with a wide, knowing smile, "May I help you?"
The old golfer leans over the bar, "I was wondering, young lady," he whispers, "Are you the one who gives the hand-jobs? "
She looks into his eyes with that wide smile and purrs: "Well, Yes Sir , I sure am"
The old golfer leans closer and into her left ear whispers softly, "Well, wash your hands real furcking good, 'cause I want a cheeseburger."!!
Dan? Do you see the type of utterrly disgusting jokes imposed on us by the likes of Dirty John and Philthy Phil?
I'm so pleased to see I have a fellow 'Gentleman' on the site now. : )~
I was getting worried about the silly old sailor so I sent him a text. I might have known he'd been up to yet more mischief.
BT cut of his broadband AND his house phone. WHY?..because of his repeated obscene phone calls to hundreds of women, and his abuse of internet social networking sites.
His long suffering wife Hilary (a true saint!) has had to pay £1000 up front, change the account to her own name, and guarantee Phil's good behaviour for a year. He may be online soon, when he recovers from the good walloping she has given him!
John, are you sure it was not a MacDonalds? There is an attractive female server with a knowing smile at out local MacD?
George, sounds about right, your comments about sailor Phil!
Me, weather here unfriendly (mild and no snow) so business has gone a little quiet. I decided to re-decorate my office (wood-chipping paper and then paint). Woman down the road has said if I can made use of her brush she would be please to let me have it. I think I will take her up on this offer.
Mike Hi....Can't believe you eat that crap mate!....Mind you, i had a greasy kebab,a few weeks back,& felt shite afterwards...It was either that or them pints of lager i washed it down with,or the bootle of malt we opened up for a few wee nightcaps......or the..........!!!! That is an offer not to be missed..Don't give her the 'brush ' off Mike.....lol
Evening All.....WTF have you all done with Big Guy while I was at work????? Don't believe your tall tale for a minute George....what have you done with him eh??!!
Hey there Big Guy ! was getting worried ! Thought George had finally got his wicked way with you....Hog tied and lashed in a steamer bound for dusty lands !! xx
Dan, my sympathies...remember those days well....usually completed after a nights drinking at Ealing S/U bar, then onto Wormwood Scrubs Officers Club...yes, the prison...Great bar !! x
Reminds me of that Pub in Edinburgh..Filthy McNatsy's
ReplyDeleteAfters all....George..thought you had dosconnected me for sending you that 'SKYDIVE' app form..
ReplyDeleteThis morning was as empty as Man City's trophy room on here...lol
Hi Daniel..Fancy a SKYDIVE....currently signing up victims.!! lol,
A crusty old golfer comes in from a round of golf at a new course and heads into the grill room. As he passes through the swinging doors he sees a sign hanging over the bar:
COLD BEER: $2.00
HAMBURGER: $2.25
CHEESEBURGER: $2.50
CHICKEN SANDWICH : $3.50
HAND JOB: $50.00
Checking his wallet to be sure he has the necessary payment, the old golfer walks up to the bar and beckons to the exceptionally attractive female bartender who is serving drinks to a couple of sun-wrinkled golfers. She glides down behind the bar to the old golfer.
"Yes?" she inquires with a wide, knowing smile, "May I help you?"
The old golfer leans over the bar, "I was wondering, young lady," he whispers, "Are you the one who gives the hand-jobs? "
She looks into his eyes with that wide smile and purrs: "Well, Yes Sir , I sure am"
The old golfer leans closer and into her left ear whispers softly, "Well, wash your hands real furcking good, 'cause I want a cheeseburger."!!
Dan? Do you see the type of utterrly disgusting jokes imposed on us by the likes of Dirty John and Philthy Phil?
ReplyDeleteI'm so pleased to see I have a fellow 'Gentleman' on the site now. : )~
I was getting worried about the silly old sailor so I sent him a text.
I might have known he'd been up to yet more mischief.
BT cut of his broadband AND his house phone.
WHY?..because of his repeated obscene phone calls to hundreds of women, and his abuse of internet social networking sites.
His long suffering wife Hilary (a true saint!) has had to pay £1000 up front, change the account to her own name, and guarantee Phil's good behaviour for a year.
He may be online soon, when he recovers from the good walloping she has given him!
Hahaha.!..George you may have lost some concentration,but make it up with imagination......Brill......Bet Phils mad.nevertheless!!!!!...
ReplyDeleteJohn, are you sure it was not a MacDonalds?
ReplyDeleteThere is an attractive female server with a knowing smile at out local MacD?
George, sounds about right, your comments about sailor Phil!
Me, weather here unfriendly (mild and no snow) so business has gone a little quiet.
I decided to re-decorate my office (wood-chipping paper and then paint).
Woman down the road has said if I can made use of her brush she would be please to let me have it.
I think I will take her up on this offer.
Sounds like a good offer, Mike, but are you sure she has the right sized brush for the job?
ReplyDeleteAfter all, it's not a shed roof you need painting is it?
Perhaps you should ask her if you can examine it??
Or, send Phil and me down there to give it a quality test?
Mike Hi....Can't believe you eat that crap mate!....Mind you, i had a greasy kebab,a few weeks back,& felt shite afterwards...It was either that or them pints of lager i washed it down with,or the bootle of malt we opened up for a few wee nightcaps......or the..........!!!!
ReplyDeleteThat is an offer not to be missed..Don't give her the 'brush ' off Mike.....lol
Evening All.....WTF have you all done with Big Guy while I was at work????? Don't believe your tall tale for a minute George....what have you done with him eh??!!
ReplyDeleteBTW Great pub up country called "Dirty Nellie's"......
ReplyDeleteYou lot have all the fun, I have a 3,000 word essay on expedition planning to hand in by Friday!!! :-)
ReplyDeleteWell Hellooooooo Bollockeers,,been wihout t'internet all day,,!! BT arsing about with something and our phone was offf most of the day too!
ReplyDeleteNice to see the PI** taking contiues in my absence!!,,will be squirting some George's way tomorrow! LOL
Happy Tuesday all and thanks for you concern Elise,,A Rose amonst thorns to be sure!!!xxx
Hey there Big Guy ! was getting worried ! Thought George had finally got his wicked way with you....Hog tied and lashed in a steamer bound for dusty lands !! xx
ReplyDeleteDan, my sympathies...remember those days well....usually completed after a nights drinking at Ealing S/U bar, then onto Wormwood Scrubs Officers Club...yes, the prison...Great bar !! x
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