There you go again, mocking my senility. Is it any wonder I can't type LMAO properly when I'd just seen Cooky and Sheena's 'bits' in unglorious technicolour??
If you sold Hilary to the slave traders for a balloon and a goldfish...who was doing the blowing last night? : )~
AND...my mind boggles as to how you went about finding that photo of the monkey.
Hi all.........Bit of a knock George day,but with a hampton like that,George ain't to worried......or he might when he gets them 'skydiving' app forms promised....lol No long joke today...so added my own.
John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, between the legs of me wife!"
That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night!
He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the Best toast of the night." She said, "Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?" John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church beside me wife."
"Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said.
The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on the street corner.
The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the prize the other night at the pub with a toast about you, Mary."
She said, "Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised myself. You know, he's only be in there twice in the last four years. Once he fell asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come."!!!!
Welcome to the 'Tone Lowerers Band' - That was a really disgusting joke - We're proud of ya!
Since all these 'clever-shites' (as we say in Geordieland) are having such fun googling for outrageous George images, I think I'll spend all my waking hours (not a lot,then) searching the web for suitable Phil, Mike and Elise funny photos.
ROFLMBO!
ReplyDeleteI have an amzing new spycam gadget on this 'puter, and was able to see COOKY and SCOTRASP standing on their heads!
Geeeeeeeeeeeeeez..... you coulda put on some underwear first!!!
I spluttered a full cup of tea over my keyboard - it's ruined! LMAO
Morning George and any other "Lurkers"out there,, :)) what is LMAP above???LOL
ReplyDeleteInternet down ere for over two hours(My excuse for late post!),,,we have had a bit of a blow or maybe it was leaves on the line?
Glad to see you maintaining your exercise plan George,,time you were taken in hand!!
Cheers
There you go again, mocking my senility. Is it any wonder I can't type LMAO properly when I'd just seen Cooky and Sheena's 'bits' in unglorious technicolour??
ReplyDeleteIf you sold Hilary to the slave traders for a balloon and a goldfish...who was doing the blowing last night? : )~
AND...my mind boggles as to how you went about finding that photo of the monkey.
Just WHAT did you type in the search box???
Phil? You're incorrigible! PMSL here.
Bad day here for me so thanks for the smile George! at work AGAIN....Must be about time for me to win the Euromillions by now !!!??? later dudes x
ReplyDeleteI just typed "George Hardy"in my search box PMPL
ReplyDeleteIMorning Elise xx
Okay ..... PMSL now ! must try that search Big Guy .... XX
ReplyDeleteJust had a camera added to my computers 'Skype' programme.
ReplyDeleteHere is a picture I've just taken of George bashing away on his lap top.
Mike I think he's taken time out to test his binoculars he got for Christmas,,,
ReplyDeleteHi all.........Bit of a knock George day,but with a hampton like that,George ain't to worried......or he might when he gets them 'skydiving' app forms promised....lol
ReplyDeleteNo long joke today...so added my own.
John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life,
between the legs of me wife!"
That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night!
He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the Best toast of the night."
She said, "Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?" John said, "Here's to spending
the rest of me life, sitting in church beside me wife."
"Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said.
The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on the street corner.
The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the prize the other night at the pub
with a toast about you, Mary."
She said, "Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised myself. You know, he's only
be in there twice in the last four years. Once he fell asleep, and the other time
I had to pull him by the ears to make him come."!!!!
Hey John,
ReplyDeleteWelcome to the 'Tone Lowerers Band' - That was a really disgusting joke - We're proud of ya!
Since all these 'clever-shites' (as we say in Geordieland) are having such fun googling for outrageous George images, I think I'll spend all my waking hours (not a lot,then) searching the web for suitable Phil, Mike and Elise funny photos.
They have been warned!
Something ya wanna share George??? PMSL
ReplyDelete....always thought George was a nice boy......x
ReplyDeleteMe too!!
ReplyDeleteI am beyond hurt!
ReplyDeleteBitch!
LOL