Sunday, 23 January 2011

Imperial Sunday

Good Morning/Evening Sunday Peeps,,,Trust you all had a cracking Saturday,,and are set for a relaxing Sunday,apart from Elise who has to work..Bummer!!..

My Vindaloo last night was a tad hotter than expected,,but didn't put Hilary off her stride at poker as she cleaned up again!!

Amble to the local today with Steven the  SIL for a coupla pints of Imperial firewater before totteting back for a Sunday roast,,,

Have a good un'

Cheers

A guy and a girl meet at a bar.

They get along so well that they decide to go to the girl’s place. A few drinks later, the guy takes off his shirt, and then washes his hands.

He then takes off his trousers, and again washes his hands.

The girl had been watching him, and says:

“You must be a dentist”.

The guy, surprised, says:

“Yes…. How did you figure that out?”

“Easy…” she replies, “you keep washing your hands”.

One thing leads to another, and they make love. After it’s over, the girl says:

“You must be a good dentist”.

The guy, now with an inflated ego, says:

“Sure – I’m a good dentist. How did you figure that out?”

The girl replies: ……

“Didn’t feel a thing”.

 

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19 comments:

  1. George Hardy23 January 2011 at 03:15

    Good moaning all : )~

    Love the joke, Phil. Have a good afternoon at t'pub with SIL.
    I wish I could join you - it doesn't look like I'm in for a good day.

    In fact, it could be disastrous...I might not even be able to hide from the grandkids.

    As I've just told Elsie, as we woke this morning : )~ ....I will now have to do battle with a certain Virgin:



    Cable TV signal is enough to induce hallucinations, landline phones are dodgy - and broadband is running as speedily as thick treacle.
    NOT a good idea to have all your eggs in one basket, huh?

    How was that for a good ole moan? LOL

    I may be gone a while....and if they DARE connect me to a Mumbai call centre.................................
    My tourettes syndrome will go hyper!

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  2. Phil Thompson23 January 2011 at 03:18

    "As I've just told Elsie, as we woke this morning : )~"

    You woke up with Elsie this morning???? PMSL

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  3. john sherwood23 January 2011 at 03:26

    George is still dreaming Phil.!!!!...must have been been hullicinating...All that arranging of whos going to the Leicester do is getting too much for him...!!!
    Nice joke there..Cossy in Oz will lol on that.....See what she sends me back..

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  4. Phil Thompson23 January 2011 at 03:29

    Hiya John..How was the dogging on the Downs this morning?

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  5. john sherwood23 January 2011 at 03:57

    Nah...had a lay in...probably go later...!!

    Here's a dogging ditty to a Cliff classic

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LeXUSVs8FKI

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  6. Elise Cotter23 January 2011 at 04:16

    ELSIE !!!!! George are you saying you were in bed with my MOTHER??!! I am waiting for an explanation here . . .

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  7. Phil Thompson23 January 2011 at 06:17

    George keeping his head down Elise?? PMSL

    Enjoy your walk John....

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  8. George Hardy23 January 2011 at 07:20

    OH FUCK!


    What can I say now???



    Speechless here!


    ROFLMBO

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  9. Elise Cotter23 January 2011 at 07:59

    ...still waiting......

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  10. Elise Cotter23 January 2011 at 08:01

    attractive Big Guy.....very attractive....kinda what George will look like if I get hold of him..... XX

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  11. Phil Thompson23 January 2011 at 08:05

    Yep I reckon he's running scared!!! LMAO xx

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  12. Elise Cotter23 January 2011 at 08:33

    ....Running scared shitless as fast as his skinny ass can carry him Big Guy.......xx

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  13. Phil Thompson23 January 2011 at 08:50

    PMSL,,you sound in a really good mood just now,,,NOT ! LOL xx

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  14. Elise Cotter23 January 2011 at 08:54

    For George.......


    For Big Guy......

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  15. john sherwood23 January 2011 at 09:01

    Can i have a bit of what George is going to get as well???........lol

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  16. Phil Thompson23 January 2011 at 09:03

    Yeah with ya there John How come George gets rewarded????? LOL

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  17. Elise Cotter23 January 2011 at 09:17

    ....it can be arranged......

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  18. George Hardy23 January 2011 at 09:44

    Phil still has my baby photo, huh?
    And Sunderland won again yesterday.....but that's about the only thing I have to be cheerful about today.

    I have been advised that I face cruel and unusual punishment if I don't fess up to some blunders and also...I must apologise too??????
    (Now that's a bit much!)

    OK OK OK

    First of all, the ELSIE I woke up with was the most dangerous creature in the world, so little wonder I've been in shock all day.

    Don't believe me?

    Turn your volume right up, and take a look, by clicking
    HERE

    To make a bad day even worse:
    My problem with VIRGIN?

    It was my own fault. Lynn spotted the problem seconds before I was about to go 'postal' with the customer services department.

    I have a three-way scart-switcher...and I'd accidentally pressed one of the buttons off last night..




    Happy now Elise? I'm going into hiding till February! lol

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  19. Elise Cotter23 January 2011 at 09:48

    See...that wasn't too hard George.... ! The Guys offered to take your punishment for you..... X

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