Saturday, 22 January 2011

Happy Birthday Grant !!!! Saturday Relief !!



HAPPY BIRTHDAY GRANT !!!!!

Have a great day Dude ! Hope you are spoilt rotten and waited on hand and foot !!



Have a great day dude !!
Hugz from me
xx


















Good Morning People......Nippy Out... !!

Cap'n Phil & Rip Van  Hardy are nowhere to be found. Is it a coincindence that both were involved in the NHS yesterday? Dastardly deeds are afoot !!

Bloody freezing cold here dudes,,,,Cap'n Phil will have a tough job defrosting the old Whaler....reckon it will take a bit more than Halfords Premium Anti-Freeze mix to sort that one out !!

I get a luxury day today. Shopping, on my own, for as long as I want and the best part? I can leave my mobile phone at home too ! Bonus !!

So, list at the ready, and consisting of the usual girlie things...


1] Latte - double, brown sugar extra cream [lots of them]
2] A Tetrabyte External Hard Drive
3] Colour Printer
4] Spare colour print Cartridges
5] Lazer jet bright white paper
6] Anything else I see in the Computer shop/s that grabs my fancy !


Bet you all thought it would be girlie, girlie stuff huh !

Have a good one people !
Quack
xx

PS Over to Big Guy & John for the daily joke xx

11 comments:

  1. Morning Elise :) and all other Bollockeers out there,,,Thanks for that cheery greeting and Happy shopping Sweetie.xx.

    Late night,,late start to the day here,,and a curry and poker night in store tonite,,,I'll make em sweat one way or another!LOL

    Have a Good un Peeps..

    Cheers

    What Does A Kiss Taste Like? .................................


    One day a teacher had a taste test with her students. She picked a little boy to do the first test. She blindfolded him, put a Hershey kiss in his mouth and asked, "Do you know what it is?"

    "No, I don't," said the little boy.

    "Okay, I'll give you a clue. It's the thing your daddy wants from your Mom before he goes to work."

    Suddenly, a little girl at the back of the room yelled, "Spit it out! It's a piece of Ass.!"

    Grant a VERY.....



    Have a Great day(and night )

    Cheers

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  2. Morning Big Guy....Balvenie [large] gave you a welcome lie in huh !? It is BLOODY FREEZING here ! Woke up to complete whiteness again...aaarrrggghhh... !!! About to head out for my day of luxury on my own. If you told me I would be this excited when I was 25 I would have slapped ya !!!! Have a good one. Oh, BTW, is there going to be a 'no entry to this zone' after the Curry Night tonight !!?? Win big dude ! XX

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  3. Have great day, young man! Oh to be 50 again : )~


    And as for Elise and her shopping list.....I have so many 'PC Technology for ladies' pictures that I wouldn't know where to start taking the pi&&.
    BUT, experience has shown me, I'd better not go there.

    Instead, I'll send you this little badge to wear, Elise. : )~

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  4. Hiya George, thanks for that. It will come in handy when the MALE PC assistants talk to me like a girlie who knows nothing about computers......ain't they in for a surprise ! have a good day dude xx

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  5. Hey George you coming out to play when Elise is "Putering"round the shops?

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  6. ...go on George...be a Devil... !!! xx

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  7. Happy birthday Grant,




    good to see you are as lively as ever:-


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    Elise, with your shopping experiences, help me with this!


    On a Japanese food processor that I bought yesterday -- "Not to be used for the other use."

    (Now, Elise or somebody else out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

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  8. HAPPY BIRTHDAY GRANT FROM ONE EASTBOURNIAN TO & EX EASTBOURNIAN...Have a GREAT day..

    OH,my aching head...Blended scotch whisky sucks.!!!

    George how did it go yesterday?...hope well.!!
    Elise....good hunting & grab whatever you fancy.!!!?
    As you are into putors,i've replaced battery,adaptor & lead,& still no power to my laptop..any idea of problem.? x



    The Australian Poetry Competition had come down to two finalists; a
    university graduate and an old aboriginal. They were given a word, then
    allowed two minutes to study the word and come up with a poem that contained

    the word. The word they were given was 'TIMBUKTU'

    First to recite his poem was the university graduate.
    He stepped up to the microphone and said:


    Slowly across the desert sand,
    Trekked a lonely caravan
    Men on camels two by two
    Destination - Timbuktu.


    The crowd went crazy! No way could the old aboriginal top that, they
    thought.

    The old aboriginal calmly made his way to the microphone and recited;


    Me and Tim a huntin' went
    Met three whores in a pop up tent
    They were three, and we was two
    So I bucked one, and timbuktu.

    The aboriginal won.

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  9. Mike. I have no idea ! The mind boggles. Did a 'google' for you, and it brought up a very interesting page....hope this link works ! xx

    http://www.rateitall.com/i-57949-not-to-be-used-for-the-other-use-on-a-japanese-food-processor.aspx

    John, I had a friend who seemingly had the same problem with her LT. I had a look at it, not convinced that I could conjure any miracle. However, it worked after I fiddled [shut it George !] about with the cables. It seemed that her problem was the connection between power cable and adaptor unit socket. Re-checked all the connections and it turned on. As your connections are all new [?] then rule out a blown fuse I suppose. Dirt in socket of LT? Try compressed air can [available everywhere, and a must have for cleaning keyboard weekly] Can you try plugging all in again, after reinserting battery.[Double check all connections are well inserted.....again, George, shut it !] Connect to mains, switch on, and keep finger on start up button, but leave finger on the button, pressing down for a good 10 seconds. This discharges all power from the PC. Switch off at mains, then switch on at mains and try start up again. This just might kick it in the goolies, and give it a lesson in behaving ! Failing all that, its the PC clinic dude........Good luck XX

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  10. Hi Elise,
    Tried all that,but no response whatsoever...Looks like its the putor doctor next..
    This notebook I am using is more than adequate for e.mailing so not to pushed..
    Thanks for your imput though..x

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  11. John...sorry I couldn't pin point the problem. Sometimes the Mother-Board gets loose, and that definitely affects how they behave. Definitely a PC Clinic then. Best of luck xx

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