Morning all.....Feel like shite,after yesterdays funeral....Glad i went for sure,but today,i'm soooo emotional....Need hugz...then a joke .No hug,as yet but here's a funny in the meantime..... BTW...George,all the best for the bloods
FIREMAN SEX.....
A FIREMAN came home from work one day and told his wife, 'You know, we have a wonderful system at the fire station: BELL 1 rings and we all put on our jackets, BELL 2 rings and we all slide down the pole, BELL 3 rings and we're on the fire truck ready to go.
'From now on when I say BELL 1
I want you to strip naked.
When I say BELL 2
I want you to jump into bed.
And when I say BELL 3
We are going to make love all night.
' The next night he came home from work and yelled
'BELL 1!' The wife promptly took all her clothes off.
When he yelled 'BELL 2!', the wife jumped into bed.
When he yelled ' BELL 3!', they began making love.
After a few minutes though, the wife yelled 'BELL 4!'
Morning all.....Feel like shite,after yesterdays funeral....Glad i went for sure,but today,i'm soooo emotional....Need hugz...then a joke .No hug,as yet but here's a funny in the meantime.....
ReplyDeleteBTW...George,all the best for the bloods
FIREMAN SEX.....
A FIREMAN came home from work one day and told his wife,
'You know, we have a wonderful system at the fire station:
BELL 1 rings and we all put on our jackets,
BELL 2 rings and we all slide down the pole,
BELL 3 rings and we're on the fire truck ready to go.
'From now on when I say BELL 1
I want you to strip naked.
When I say BELL 2
I want you to jump into bed.
And when I say BELL 3
We are going to make love all night.
' The next night he came home from work and yelled
'BELL 1!' The wife promptly took all her clothes off.
When he yelled 'BELL 2!', the wife jumped into bed.
When he yelled ' BELL 3!', they began making love.
After a few minutes though, the wife yelled 'BELL 4!'
'What the hell is BELL 4?' asked the husband?
'ROLL OUT MORE HOSE,' she replied '
YOU'RE NOWHERE NEAR THE FIRE....!!!!!
They don't get any easier John for sure,,
ReplyDeleteSending a hug from my pussy!!
Hey John, you are priviliged indeed mate.
ReplyDeletePhil has never before been known to allow anyone here to have a hug of his pussy.
He's getting mellow and kind hearted in his old age!
So tell us Phil...your bveloved Clitty has a little kitty now? When did this happen?
Who was the dirty tom-cat wot done the deed?
And we all hope you pick a nicer name for this poor feline!! lol
My pussy(Age 16) is a bit past the days of "Tom"foolery George,,LOL,,and the pic is Googled,,,God knows where that carpet came from!!! PMSL
ReplyDeleteTalking of pets, I hear George takes a herring to bed with him each night and in the morning he has it for breakfast with a poached egg on top.
ReplyDeleteYou lot are just crazy..... x
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