Good Morning/Evening Thursday Peeps,
,,had to peer out into the murk first thing when a "throbbing" loud music shattered the peace and quiet,
...........turned out be Postman Pat sat in his little red van sorting the mail,,,I pounced when he brought ours and pointed out we don't all like to have loud Rap first thing in the morning along with our post,,,,he only looked to be about 10 years old and apologised,,,,,we probably won't get any more post now!!!
LOL
Moan over(God I'm turning into George,,,shoot me now!!!LMAO)
Hope you have a "Throb"free day,or not whichever you prefer!!
Cheers
Old Man Joke .....
An 86 year old man visits his doctor for a check up.
"So," says the doctor, "how are you getting on?"
"Things just couldn't be better," the old man replied. "I recently married a 19 year old blonde and she is is now pregnant with twins - what do you make of that, young man? Not bad for an old codger, eh?"
The doctor thought for a minute then said, "I have a friend, an older bloke like yourself. He loves shooting. Once he went out with his walking stick instead of his gun; he only realised his mistake when he arrived at a lake and saw a magnificent beaver sitting by the water's edge. He really wished he could bag that animal, so, wistfully, he raised his stick, aimed at it and said, 'bang, bang.' To his amazement 2 shots rang out, and the beaver fell over dead. What do you make of that?"
"Well, logic would tell you that someone else must have put 2 shots in that beaver while your friend was playing around with his stick."
The doc replied, "my point exactly
Moaning 'All,
ReplyDeleteDontchya just love the way this is such an animal-friendly site?
It has to be - we have Phil and John here.
But today it was especially nice to hear again about beavers. I think we've been guilty of neglecting those fabulous furry friends in favour of our pussies.
Let's hear it for The Beaver!
You still got your Davy Cockett hat, Phil? lol
PS/ Good cartoon of me in my Sunderland pyjamas, Phil....I'll be stealing that one from your post! : )~
ReplyDeleteSee Gunners lost at Ipswich......woooooh where's Alex..TODAY..
ReplyDeleteSee Elise has done a countdown to the Big Event on her Home page,so been watching that for the past 5 hours....
Talk about watching paint dry.....Stopped raining down here (at last) so venturing out in the murk,with my trusted friend....George you should get a dog,preferably a bitch, as mine is...lol
Yep we need more furry lil beavers on here!!
ReplyDeletePMSL.
ReplyDeleteBeaver Thursday it is then!
The question everyone wants the answer to...
ReplyDeleteJust WHAT THE HELL is Victorias Secret???
And, according to Elise's mam...I AM.....
ReplyDeleteLMAO, PHIL....we were posting at the same time.
So THAT'S WHAT VICTORIA'S SECRET is all about?
I wish you had never told us that!
Sorry George,LOL,,
ReplyDeleteAny jobs going at the Beaver Cleaners??
Phil, it's taken me some time but at last I think I have spotted Victoria's secret.
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I'm thinking of importing these. Do you think there may be some interest here?
Mike, you are outdoing the masters....lol !!
ReplyDeleteAlex,should have mentioned Arse will probanly do a Chelsea when at home.!!
Mike's been beaver hunting....but where the heck did he find those ones????
ReplyDeleteIs there a special Weird Beaver Site?
Oh NO....I have a terrible feeling I shouldn't have asked that (Cue...Phil beavering away on his laptop).
George MIke has been a "Grand Master"of the "Small Tool and Vibrating Vinyl Beaver Lodge" for many years,,,he has had alot of "Input"over the years in raising the profile of the "Housewife's friend"..............and deserves all the accolades he has received from the "Brotherhood of the Beaver"
ReplyDeleteMike we salute you!!
Evening All. Glad you like my countdown clock John.....5 Hours....???? You bored or something???? Can I have some of your time please ???!!!! Glad to hear that I am amongst animal lovers. Thought you all might like to see a Scarey Beaver....!!!!!!! PMSL !!!
ReplyDeleteHi Elise,,nice to have you back lifting the tone with your post! PMSL xx
ReplyDelete.....If I can't beat you Big Guy....... LOL ! xx
ReplyDeleteCourse you can Sweetie! anytime!!! LOL xx
ReplyDeleteROFLMBO. PMSL & LMAO!!
ReplyDeleteThere were so many good posts (and pics) from you terrible bunch, that I think designated Beaver Days are an EXCELLENT idea, lol.