Wednesday, 19 January 2011

Sunny Hump!!

Good Morning/Evening Wednesday Peeps,,,lovely bright sunny morning here on Costa del Teesside with a sharp frost...

Many Thanks to Elise xx for such such a great job updating the Bollocks Calendar,,,and NO excuse now to overlook her Anniversay! 

Off for a tootle down to sunny Scarborough for a nosey round and a Kiss me quick hat

Enjoy your Hump day whatever you're up to

Cheers

Whether or not you are a country music fan, these are truly the words of a deep thinker, and a highly intelligent person.  So simple, yet so profound!  Read the words of wisdom from that famous philosopher Willie Nelson, iconic country and western singer, on his 75th birthday below his esteemed portrait. Only a man with such wisdom and maturity could be so concise and succinct in phrasing his feelings at this turning point in his life.

"I have outlived my pecker."

The Penis Poem .......

My nookie days are over, My pilot light is out,

 What used to be my sex appeal, Is now my water spout

Time was when, on its own accord, From my trousers it would spring.

 But now I've got a full time job, To find the f***in' thing.

 It used to be embarrassing, The way it would behave.

 For every single morning, It would stand and watch me shave.

 Now as old age approaches, It sure gives me the blues.

 To see it hang its little head, And watch me tie my shoes!!

 

No I didn't compose it George!!!! LOL

 

 

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9 comments:

  1. George Hardy19 January 2011 at 03:08

    Phil DID compose that!!

    I'm sorry I'm so late today....I couldn't get out of my inbox and onto the site.
    There were 100 messages from Elise there, everyything from naked dancing on the Summer Solstice, to wild carryings-on at Halloween.

    Much as I'd love to, I can't possibly join you at them all.


    And as for the all this 'dancing in the nude' ? Nah....I wouldn't want to show Phil up!

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  2. Phil Thompson19 January 2011 at 07:24

    Yeah right George!! PMSL,,I've been practising some new moves whatdya think??.............



    Think I've lost too much weight??

    Coo it's quiet in ere where is everyone??

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  3. George Hardy19 January 2011 at 07:44

    Yeah....pretty nifty for an old guy, I suppose...but if you keep that up (Oh NO, I didn't mean that, Elise) you'll take off mate!

    What a site, a skinny Phil gliding over Roseberry Topping.

    Is is a plane? Is it a bird? Nooooo, it's that old bugger Phil - over-excited again!

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  4. Phil Thompson19 January 2011 at 07:59

    You treating us to your usual "Moves"at the do Matey??

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  5. Elise Cotter19 January 2011 at 08:06

    Evening All......I am lost for words..... ! XX

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  6. Phil Thompson19 January 2011 at 08:17

    Hi Elise xx,,Lost for words????? WOW!!!! LOL

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  7. Phil Thompson19 January 2011 at 08:39

    You are way too quiet..hope no one has done a "Ducktape"job on you Sweetie?? xx

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  8. Elise Cotter19 January 2011 at 09:15

    Good pic Big guy. I am tired. xx

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  9. Phil Thompson19 January 2011 at 09:24

    Have a relaxing evening Sweetie xx,,it's Courvoisier night here,,,(Working my way through Chrimbo pressies LOL)

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