Sunday, 30 January 2011

Sunday Sunny



Morning All.

Beautiful Sunny Sunday here, but a tad on the chilly side at -3c.

Time for a good, old fashioned Sunday Roast. Succulent Irish Beef, Yorkshire Puds, and all the rest. Yummy. Only problem, I have to cook it all !

Oh well, no rest for the wicked....and I must be MIGHTY WICKED !! LMAO !

Over to Big Guy & John for the daily dose !
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  1. Bevie Hodgson30 January 2011 at 01:25

    The daily dose of what I ask myself!!
    Its football and more football for me today but one is out for aafternoon tea later!!!

    Be good and have fun!! xx

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  2. Elise Cotter30 January 2011 at 01:29

    ......Daily Dose of Hilarity.......

    The joy of kids,,,I have The Disney Channel ALL DAY !! Afternoon Tea....that's very posh for a Bollockeer Bev ! Enjoy xx

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  3. Phil Thompson30 January 2011 at 02:03

    Good Morning Elise, Bev and Sunday Bollockeers yet to arouse!,,,:))

    Late night, late start for me....Same Sunday roast ere beef and Yorkshire puds with crispy roasties,,Maybe tootling down to Saltburn by the sea for a pre dinner "livener"

    Have a "Chilled"day Peeps,



    Cheers

    Two little old ladies were sitting on a park bench outside the local town hall where a flower show was in progress.

    The older one leaned over and said, ''Life is so boring. We never have any fun any more. For £10.00 I'd take my clothes off and streak through that stupid, boring flower show!''

    Her friend proffered her a £10.00 note.

    The first little old lady slowly fumbled her way out of her clothes and completely naked, streaked (as fast as an old lady can)through the front door of the flower show. Waiting outside, her friend soon heard a huge commotion inside the hall, followed by loud applause and shrill whistling. Finally, the smiling and naked old lady came through the exit door surrounded by a cheering, clapping crowd. ''What happened?'' asked her waiting friend.....................

    ''I won £1000 as 1st prize for 'Best Dried Arrangement'.

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  4. Elise Cotter30 January 2011 at 02:12

    Ha Ha ! Good one Big Guy ! morning - you are a tad on the late side this morning......pre-dinner 'liveners' been going on in my house since 0615am dude ! have a great one ! xxx

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  5. john sherwood30 January 2011 at 02:25

    Hi All...
    Brilliant sunny cold day here.....Going for a long walk with Val,with mans best friend too,& see the hang gliders no doubt at Firle Beacon,,circling overhead...always reminds me of that Dellboy & Rodney sketch.!! ...ummmmm looks fun...Then footie..

    Husband...'When you die,I'm getting you a headstone that reads...'Here lies my wife,cold as ever'..
    Wife..Yeah? 'Yours will read,'Here lies my husband.Stiff at last'.!!!!!!

    What ever you do be good & naughty.....lol

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  6. George Hardy30 January 2011 at 02:32

    EXCELLENT JOKES (and I love the Footie Photo!!!) TO CHEER UP A MISERABLE OLD GIT LIKE ME TODAY,

    Thank you folks,

    Hey, did Elise HAVE to announce to the world that she likes a good old fashioned roast on a Sunday?
    (You're a bad bad girl, Lil Duck).




    Have you nursies ever come across a case like this? (Thank you, Bill in Thailand!!)

    Wedding Ring:

    A man went to the hospital in Cooktown, Queensland to have his wedding ring cut off from his penis.



    According to the nurse attending the operation, the patient's girlfriend found the ring in his pants pocket. She didn't know he was married and she was so mad she used petroleum jelly to slip the ring on his penis while he was asleep.


    I don't know what's worse:
    1) Having your girl friend find out you're married.
    2) Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your penis. OR...

    3) Finding out your penis fits through your wedding ring.


    Tough call. You decide.

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  7. Phil Thompson30 January 2011 at 02:42

    As you know George I have a big ring,,but putting on penis???the more I tried the harder it got!! PMSL

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  8. Elise Cotter30 January 2011 at 02:48

    Naughty naught George ! Big Guy...big Ring...nope...not going there ! No, never come across that George, but did have a young lad in a surgical ward I once wrked in who's penis was so swollen, he needed surgery.....now that lil' picture will bring tears to your eyes! You happy now George ?! xx

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  9. George Hardy30 January 2011 at 02:50

    LMAO, I remember that story well.
    It took Hilary and three of her friends two hours to try and pull it down, under, and in.....and it was still 12 inches adrift!

    She told me all about it when she and I disappeared for an hour last time we all met up for the pub lunch.

    It didn't take her that long to tell me the tale, but I laughed so much I peed myself and had to drive her to Hartlepool to buy me a new pair of pants!

    ROFLMBO

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  10. Mike Brooks30 January 2011 at 02:53

    No Sunday roast for me!!
    Kath at work until 6pm so I will get a little something from the local takeaway.

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  11. john sherwood30 January 2011 at 02:54

    Disappeared for an hour......What sort of meeting is it at Leicester George.?!!!
    Hi Mike...Have one for me....!!

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  12. George Hardy30 January 2011 at 02:57

    LMAO...FANTASTIC FOTO MIKE!!

    So that's what a Stourbridge food stall looks like? I can just see John setting his Sat Nav now! pmsl

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  13. Bevie Hodgson30 January 2011 at 04:45

    Working in A/e a few years ago I could tell you some good storie but probably best not to go there.........
    No roast for us today as it afternoon tea my dear boys!!

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  14. john sherwood30 January 2011 at 05:03

    Wet our lips...than both Bev & Elise says 'best not go there'....Jeez, your both a tease !..rymes as well...lol..
    Is that an afternoon tea dance Bev? or just sarnies & cake..

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  15. George Hardy30 January 2011 at 06:15

    I think we should call all our gorgeous lady members (our 'bevy' of beauties) THE B***GeeeeeZ

    (and make nurses' uniforms compulsory for EVERY ONE OF THEM.....You listening,?... Janet, Hilary, Nette, Val et al?)




    ...specially on june 25th!

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  16. Bevie Hodgson30 January 2011 at 06:56

    One is having crumpers. Ian likes a bit of crumpet!!!

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  17. George Hardy30 January 2011 at 07:15

    High Tea? And Ian is having some crumpet?

    Bevie, you are way too posh for this place! lol

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  18. Elise Cotter30 January 2011 at 07:26

    Tart George......PMFSL ! xx

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  19. Phil Thompson30 January 2011 at 07:30

    I must "Pop out"more often,,I come back and we are on about crumpet and nurses uniforms! I Like it!!

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  20. George Hardy30 January 2011 at 07:35

    So Phil....we all know you're an old tart... would you now describe yourself as a POP TART?

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  21. Phil Thompson30 January 2011 at 07:39

    You bin at the cooking sherry again George??LMAO

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  22. George Hardy30 January 2011 at 07:49

    Listen, you mouldy old matelot....I tell ya, I've been terrified of sailors since I was exposed to an arcade machine like this in South Shields in 1954.

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  23. Phil Thompson30 January 2011 at 07:55

    Where dya find that pic of me??PMSL

    But I know what you mean!.............

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  24. Phil Thompson30 January 2011 at 08:33

    Phil and George playing dress up....

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  25. Elise Cotter30 January 2011 at 08:41

    Nice Pecs ! xx

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  26. George Hardy30 January 2011 at 10:04

    PHIL HAS BOOBS! PMSL

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  27. Elise Cotter30 January 2011 at 10:07

    ....Bigger Cod-Piece though George..... Now PMSL ! xx

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  28. George Hardy30 January 2011 at 10:23

    Hey, this recent BeeeeGeeeez topic reminded me.....I knew I had an old photo somewhere ....of me in bygone days.
    I was in a band with two of my bothers, Geoff and Gerry.


    As you can see, it was a bit crowded 'onboard my keyboard' in those days, and that was the reason I ended up with the biggest organ on Tyneside.

    Bit of a waste of money really, because shortly after I bought it, we split...and the huge machine lay idle in my bedroom for many years - till Lynn finally gave the ultimatum: It -or she - would have to go!

    Phil knows the whole story of how I dismantled it ...but please don't ask him..he'll embellish it beyond recognition (or fact).






    ELISE??????????? You're taking about a COD PIECE?

    If I had the biggest organ in the North East, then obviously it was ME who had the biggest cod piece, you cheeky bugger!




    Say no more!

    ROFLMBO now!

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  29. Phil Thompson30 January 2011 at 10:38

    OMG a Triple Hardy!!!

    Hey George I was given the book shown in this clip many years ago by a grateful girlfiend,,,ya wanna borrow it,,,,(Maybe not! LOL)

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHfEDrCh1tU

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  30. Bevie Hodgson30 January 2011 at 10:46

    george, Phil we want to know the full story!!

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  31. Elise Cotter30 January 2011 at 11:01

    In 1989 was 22...Qualified as Pharmacy Technician when I was 18....started Nurse training at 25.....Not as exciting as your days George ! Nice photoshop ! x

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  32. Elise Cotter30 January 2011 at 11:03

    ....Now EVERYBODY WILL KNOW why I call ya BIG GUY !!!!!!!......and you promised not to tell !..... x

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  33. Bevie Hodgson30 January 2011 at 11:06

    thye look diferent sizes! x

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  34. George Hardy30 January 2011 at 11:10

    Bevie, if we told you the full story - we'd have to kill you! LMAO

    Elise, yes, I remember...you were just 22 (two little ducks!) and you came along with a friend to Byker Bottom Club (NOT what you think, Phil!).

    I just knew we'd met before. In fact, you were the reason the two 'brothers Grim' let the band. We had a massive fight over you - and I've always wondered if I had a son somewhere, 21 yrs old this year! Tooooo weird! Spoooooky in fact!

    PHIL? I HAVE BORROWED YOUR VIDEO ---THANK YOU! PMSL

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  35. Elise Cotter30 January 2011 at 11:15

    George, are you CERTAIN you have never kissed the Blarney stone ?? !! XXXXXX

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  36. Bevie Hodgson30 January 2011 at 11:23

    Serious question. Which one is George and which one is Phil??

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  37. Elise Cotter30 January 2011 at 11:39

    Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha ! thats deflated their ego's a bit Bev ! Have a look on the photos page xx [click tab at top of screen]

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  38. Phil Thompson30 January 2011 at 13:06

    Phil is the quiet sensible one with all his own hair,,



    LMAO

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  39. Elise Cotter30 January 2011 at 13:25

    Seconded Big Guy ! LMAO ! xx

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  40. john sherwood31 January 2011 at 00:00

    nice pic Phil........Val likey to.....huh.!

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  41. George Hardy31 January 2011 at 01:26

    That's a very bitchy comment - you vain bugger!
    Is it my fault I'm a baldy old coot? ROFLMAO

    Hey, Phil, why didn't you post your latest 'POSER' pic from your holidays??
    maybe you didn't want John's Val to get over-excited, huh?
    LOL

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  42. George Hardy31 January 2011 at 01:27

    Phil is quiet and sensible?

    I'm a nun!

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  43. Phil Thompson31 January 2011 at 01:50

    Morning John,,,Val obviously has good taste!LOL

    George you still patron for the Jarrow Nuns "The Sisters of Misconception?",,,you still sneak in with the Monk outfit?,,,,You have such a dirty "Habit"PMSL

    I hear they are trying to keep you out???

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