Sunday Pussy

Good Morning/Evening Sunday Peeps,late start after a late night,,,also woken at 430 am by my pussy demanding attention,,,,,she went out, had a scrap and came back in at 545am with a chunk out of here ear and dripping blood,,,(ah memories! LOL)

Lovely sunny crisp morning and we're off for a tootle down the coast for a libation and a nosh while I get broody watching the ships at anchor waiting to enter the river Tees

Enjoy your day,,,

Cheers

AUSSIE OUTBACK

A Drover walks into a bar with a pet crocodile by his side. He puts the crocodile up on the bar. He turns to the astonished patrons. 'I'll make you a deal. I'll open this crocodile's mouth and place my manhood inside.

Then the croc will close his mouth for one minute.

'Then he'll open his mouth and I'll remove my unit unscathed. In return for witnessing this spectacle, each of you will buy me a drink.' crowd murmured their approval. The man stood up on the bar, dropped his trousers, and placed his Johnson and related parts in the crocodile's open mouth. The croc closed his mouth as the crowd gasped. After a minute, the man grabbed a beer bottle and smacked the ocodile hard on the top of its head.

The croc opened his mouth and the man removed his genitals unscathed as promised.

The crowd cheered, and the first of his free drinks was delivered.

The man stood up again and made another offer. 'I'll pay anyone $100 who's willing to give it a try.'

A hush fell over the crowd. After a while, a hand went up in the back of the room, A blonde woman timidly spoke up.......... 'I'll try it - just don't hit me so hard with the beer bottle!'