Slippery Saturday..

Good Morning Saturday Peeps,,,,Coo,, frost and ice ere to start the day,,I've cancelled my 10k jog due to the inclement conditions!(Yeah right)

Off to bang a few balls about with a game or three of pool with the SIL Steven at the local hostelry,,I may even be coerced into having a jar of the local brew..,,

Enjoy your Saturday whatever you're up too,

Cheers

DON'T MESS WITH FARM KIDS

 A young boy comes down for breakfast. Since they live on a farm, his Mother asks if he has done his chores. "Not yet," said the little boy. His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his chores.. Well, he's a little ticked off so when he feeds the chickens, he kicks a chicken.

 When he feeds the cows, he kicks a cow.

When he feeds the pigs, he kicks a pig.

 He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal. How come I don't get any eggs and bacon, and why don't I have any milk in my cereal?" he asks

. Well," his mother says, "I saw you kick a chicken, So you don't get any eggs for a week. I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon for a week either. I saw you kick the cow so for a week you aren't getting any milk."

Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat across the kitchen,,,

He turns to is Mother and says..

 "You gonna tell him or should I?"