Thursday, 27 January 2011

Pestered by my Pussy !

Good Morning/Evening Thursday Peeps,disrupted night by pussy demanding attentionm at 410am!.....Furball time again(Oh joy),,Do they do Brazillian cats???

Pussies aside(briefly)... Good luck to Elise who has a seedy Admin guy to "Sort out"at work today,,,Go get him girl!!

Enjoy your day Folks whatever you're up to,

Cheers

THE IRISH PROSTITUTE................

An Irish daughter had not been home for over 5 years.

Upon her return, her Father cursed her heavily.

'Where have ye been all this time, child? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn ' t ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old Mother thru?

The girl, crying, replied, 'Sniff, sniff...Dad...I became a prostitute...'

'Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner!

You' re a disgrace to this Catholic family!'

'OK, Dad... as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a $5 million savings certificate. For me little brother, this gold Rolex. And for ye Daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside plus a membership to the country club..(takes a breath)... and an invitation for ye all to spend New Years Eve on board my new yacht in the  Riviera .' 'Now what was it ye said ye had become? ' says Dad. Girl, crying again, 'Sniff, sniff. a prostitute Daddy! Sniff, sniff.'

'Oh! Be Jesus! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a Protestant.  Come here and give yer old Dad a hug.'

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24 comments:

  1. George Hardy27 January 2011 at 01:53

    Good Mornin' All,

    Before we go any further:

    DON'T DO IT PHIL:




    Love that joke by the way, ROFLMBO.

    But...I'm a bit peeved that you posted that clip of me dancing outside The Bede Museum at Jarrow without my consent.
    People will think I'm a silly old sod now!

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  2. Phil Thompson27 January 2011 at 01:56

    Love what you've done with your pussy Matey!!!! PMSL

    And that clip was early morning at the MOS! LOL

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  3. George Hardy27 January 2011 at 02:01

    Oh, is that where it was? Geeeez, I told ya I'm going senile.

    Yep, that was a bunch of we Bollockeers, 5.30am on a chilly Sunday morning last September in Leicester.

    I'm so pleased is not just me that looks silly here today! LMAO

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  4. Bevie Hodgson27 January 2011 at 02:10

    George I love the cap!!

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  5. George Hardy27 January 2011 at 03:09

    Hey Bevie,

    I hate to tell you, but the bloke in the cap is Phil, AKA Capn Phil.

    I'm the one in the white dress! PMSL

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  6. George Hardy27 January 2011 at 03:24

    Just testing something for Lil' Duck.

    Try clicking this link:
    MONTY PYTHON

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  7. Phil Thompson27 January 2011 at 03:34

    I hate to ask just WHAT you are testing for Lil Duck?? PMSL

    (Yep it plays ok)

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  8. George Hardy27 January 2011 at 04:02

    I'll have to ask this. Phil? Did I post the wrong link? Oh crap!

    It was NOT supposed to take you to the latest range of 'toys for ladies' in the brand new Ann Summers catalogue
    .
    Oh Noooooo. I just double-checked. I posted the Monty Python Link on Elise's site and The Rampant Rabbit collection here.
    But I dare say you enjoyed the videoclip anyway, you ole perv! LOL

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  9. Phil Thompson27 January 2011 at 04:43

    I've already ordered some!!

    Just popping out for some more batteries! LMAO

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  10. George Hardy27 January 2011 at 06:24

    Hope you hooked-up your trailer to the car!

    (But don't trail a hooker to the shop with you, LMAO)

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  11. Elise Cotter27 January 2011 at 08:12

    They all look like Gynae instruments of torture to me George....which Ann Summers are YOU looking at BTW ?! x

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  12. Elise Cotter27 January 2011 at 08:16

    BTW...too many threads going at the same time for me to keep up with Dudes.....

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  13. Bevie Hodgson27 January 2011 at 08:17

    or even instruments from mens surgical wards! x

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  14. Elise Cotter27 January 2011 at 08:19

    George Knows all about them Bev ! x

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  15. Elise Cotter27 January 2011 at 08:31

    George. Email me about the link please. Whatever I try, doesn't seem to work, although I DID get an embed code for MP-TMOL....Go figure? xx

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  16. Bevie Hodgson27 January 2011 at 09:38

    Are you lot leading Bevie astray!!! Ian

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  17. Elise Cotter27 January 2011 at 09:57

    Hi Ian...A Geordie, a Sailor, a Shovel salesman, a Nurse...we are all perfectly innocent of any and all accusations....unless proven otherwise ! LMAO ! xx

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  18. George Hardy27 January 2011 at 09:59

    Hello Ian

    YOU BET WE ARE....




    Nah....I thinks she's really lowered the tone since she joined us.



    Is that par for the course (in your long experience?) LMAO

    Good to have you with us...why not join up with your own ID and give this lot some stick??
    If we're not careful, we're going to be overwhelmed by women!

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  19. Elise Cotter27 January 2011 at 10:01

    you wish George !!! xx

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  20. Bevie Hodgson27 January 2011 at 10:13

    I blame the decline on the NHS!! If I join up in my own right does that mean I will get a word in edgeways.
    Ian

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  21. Elise Cotter27 January 2011 at 10:52

    Good luck getting past George & Phil on that one Ian. They gossip more than any other woman I know...George especially ! He is also a bit sensitive about Sheep....surpised he posted that photo of Dolly, still didn't think he was over her yet ! PMSL ! x

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  22. Elise Cotter27 January 2011 at 12:30

    Hey Big Guy......Just realised that the clip on your blog post of George dancing is ALSO from my site......Dude, how come you got so good at hacking!? Can you see me now ??????!!!!!XXXXXX PMSL :-P

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  23. Bevie Hodgson27 January 2011 at 13:55

    nite, nite boys and girls. Won't be around until tomorrow night as it is work tomorrow and then out with the old man. The cheeky s** has sneaked on here. I'll have words with him!!
    Be good and have fun xxx

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  24. john sherwood27 January 2011 at 14:21

    nite nite to everyone..Sleep tite....don't let the bedbugs bite your......arse.lol
    Bloods & BPcheck tomorrow..Really hope psa down & pressure too...

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